Funny Goose Shirt — "Porch Goose Mom" Nine-Costume Graphic Tee

A Funny Goose Shirt With Nine Outfits On One Tee

Anybody who keeps a porch goose knows the bird is only half the hobby — the wardrobe is the rest of it. This funny goose shirt puts nine of those outfits on one chest print: firefighter, chef, farmer, graduate, beekeeper, sailor, gardener, cowboy, and one very unbothered goose in a bathrobe holding coffee.

It reads as an inside joke to anyone who dresses their goose, and as a funny little grid of characters to everyone else.

The Nitty-Gritty

• Fabric: Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 100% ring-spun US cotton at 4.5 oz/yd²
• Print: full-color direct-to-garment, inked into the fibers, not a vinyl patch
• Fit: unisex, true to size, S–3XL, taped shoulders, ribbed collar
• Collar label: our printed Bluegrass Roots Basics mark — no itchy tag
• Colors: Light Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris

The Design Up Close

Nine hand-painted panels, each with its own pose and palette, framed in a soft grid with the arched headline above and below. The small Bluegrass Roots mark hides inside the sailor panel, easy to miss on the first look.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is a porch goose?

A porch goose is a concrete or resin lawn goose kept on a front porch and dressed in seasonal outfits. The tradition started in the Ohio River Valley and has spread across the Midwest and the South, where whole wardrobes get built for a single bird.

Is this a good gift for someone who dresses their goose?

It is built for exactly that person — the nine costumes are the joke, and it lands instantly with anyone who owns more goose outfits than they will admit to.

Is this shirt true to size?

Yes. It is a unisex Gildan Softstyle cut that runs true to size in S through 3XL, soft ring-spun cotton with taped shoulders and a ribbed collar.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Light Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris — a soft pastel range built specifically for the women's Bluegrass Roots Basics line.

Runs alongside "Today I'm a Serious Goose" in the Bluegrass Roots Basics women's line — same soft blank, same collar label.

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