Funny Nurse Shirt — "Scrub Life" Clocking-In Graphic Tee

A Funny Nurse Shirt For the Walk Into Every Shift

"Scrub Life" catches her mid-stride across the lot — badge up, gingham lunch tote swinging, braid tied off with a ribbon, a black-eyed susan behind one ear. Chin up, ready for whatever the next twelve hours brings.

Most funny nurse shirts lean on burnout. This one leans on the walk in, which is a better look on anybody.

The Nitty-Gritty

• Fabric: Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 100% ring-spun US cotton at 4.5 oz/yd²
• Print: full-color direct-to-garment, inked into the fibers, not a vinyl patch
• Fit: unisex, true to size, S–3XL, taped shoulders, ribbed collar
• Collar label: our printed Bluegrass Roots Basics mark — no itchy tag
• Colors: Light Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris

The Design Up Close

Saturated mustard scrubs against dark asphalt, wildflowers pushing through a crack in the pavement. The Bluegrass Roots mark rides on the badge she is holding up.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt only for nurses?

It reads clearest for nurses and healthcare workers because of the badge and scrubs, but the clocking-in energy plays for anyone who works long shifts.

Is the design on the front or back?

Front chest print, roughly 11 to 12 inches wide, with our printed Bluegrass Roots Basics mark at the collar.

Is this shirt true to size?

Yes. It is a unisex Gildan Softstyle cut that runs true to size in S through 3XL, soft ring-spun cotton with taped shoulders and a ribbed collar.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Light Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris — a soft pastel range built specifically for the women's Bluegrass Roots Basics line.

Pairs with "IV Got This" in the Bluegrass Roots Basics women's line — same soft blank, same collar label.

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