Funny Neighbor Sign — Our Neighbors Have Better Stuff

Redirecting Trouble Next Door Since Day One

A carved funny neighbor sign that solves the problem by passing it along. Our neighbors have better stuff — ROB THEM. Script on the first line, block capitals on the second, so the punchline lands exactly where it should. Best hung where the neighbors can read it too.

Cut Into the Wood, Not Printed On It

The letters are CNC-carved down through the stain into raw pine, so what you are reading is actual depth, not ink. Run a thumb across it. That pale-against-dark contrast is why it still reads across a dim room, and why it will not chip, peel, fade or bubble the way printed decor does by year two.

Where It Ends Up

• Front porch — in full view of next door
• Entryway — the first laugh of the visit
• Garage — above the bench
• Den or bar — among the other opinions

The Specs

• Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar from an Amish mill — never MDF
• Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Medium 24" x 5.5", Large 30" x 7.25"
• 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
• CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl, never a decal
• Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

For The Street With Good Neighbors

Housewarmings, block parties, anyone who has the kind of neighbors who would find it funny. Deep dark walnut with pale carved letters. Ships free in the U.S.