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Zero Bucks Given: The "Too Chill to Care" Hunting Crewneck

Sale price$36.95Regular price $49.95

Color
Color: Light Pink
Size
Size: S

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Chaos Loading. Coffee Hot. Zero Stress.

This one comes from Bluegrass Gifts, designed right here in Kentucky.

You know the feeling. The group chat is blowing up, the honey-do list is a mile long, or maybe you just sat in a tree stand for 4 hours and didn't see a single tail. The world might be chaotic, but you? You’re unbothered.

This isn’t just a sweatshirt; it’s a statement of intent. Featuring a buck who has reached peak enlightenment—rocking aviators, a denim jacket, and clutching a hot cup of java while sitting on a stump—this crewneck captures the ultimate mood: "I see the problem, I just don't care."

Whether you’re heading to the deer camp, enduring a long meeting that could have been an email, or just relaxing by the fire, do it with the confidence of a buck who has absolutely nothing left to prove.

🛠 The Gear: Heavy Duty Warmth for the Daily Grind

We don't do thin, flimsy fabrics. We use the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend—the workhorse of winter sweatshirts. It’s a 50/50 fleece blend that’s thick enough to keep you warm on a chilly morning hunt, but breathable enough so you don't overheat when you're kicking back indoors.

Why It Belongs in Your Rotation:

  • Room to Move: This is a classic unisex fit. It fits true to size for men with enough room in the shoulders to actually move (or raise a coffee mug) without looking like a tent.

  • Built to Last: Double-needle stitching at the stress points (shoulders, armholes, cuffs). It handles the wash, the dryer, and the outdoors without falling apart.

  • No Itch, All Comfort: We ripped the tag out (tear-away label) and used a seamless body design. No scratching, no chafing.

  • American Made Components: Crafted with ethically grown US cotton.

🦌 Time to Chill Out

Don't let the stress get to you. Throw this on, grab your mug, and let the sweatshirt do the talking.

Click "Add to Cart" to upgrade your rotation with the ultimate hunting humor.

📋 The Specs

  • Fabric: Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) | 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester

  • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size)

  • Care: Machine wash warm (inside out) to save the ink; Tumble dry low.

  • Origin: Designed in Kentucky, Printed in the USA.

📏 Find Your Fit (Measurements in Inches)

Pro Tip: Grab your favorite hoodie or sweatshirt, measure it flat from armpit to armpit, and match it below.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Frequently Asked Questions

What material is this crewneck sweatshirt made of?
This crewneck is made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester blend on a Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend blank. The fabric weighs 8.0 oz/yd, giving it a heavyweight, cozy feel without being too bulky.

How does this sweatshirt fit?
It has a classic unisex fit with a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband that hold their shape. It runs true to size. If you want a roomier fit for layering, go one size up.

How should I wash this sweatshirt?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the printed design. The print is applied with direct-to-garment technology that holds up wash after wash.

Where is this sweatshirt designed?
Designed in Kentucky by Bluegrass Gifts and printed in the USA. Every order is pressed by hand before shipping.

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Product Details

  • Material: Heavyweight fleece blend — warm and durable
  • Fit: Unisex relaxed fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printed in the USA for vivid, lasting color
  • Brand: Designed by Bluegrass Gifts in Kentucky
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low — print won't crack or peel

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Courtney Gonzalez
Exactly what my son needed

My teenage son is obsessed with this. He threw it on right out of the box and hasn't taken it off. The material is super comfortable, the print is bold without being obnoxious, and the "too chill to care" message is peak him. As a parent, I appreciate that it's actually a quality crewneck and not just a novelty that falls apart after two washes. Highly recommend for any hunter or anyone with that vibe.

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Chelsea Mitchell
My husband actually wore it

Bought this for my husband who is obsessed with hunting and literally refuses to wear anything with cheesy sayings on it. He's been wearing this Zero Bucks Given crewneck constantly since it arrived—says the vibe is just right and the fabric is way thicker than expected. The design isn't too in-your-face either, which I think is why he doesn't hate it lol. Definitely a win for gift-giving.

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Sarah Miller
Cozy sweatshirt, hilarious message

Got this as a gag gift for my dad's 60th birthday since he's always saying how he's "too old to care" about everything. The crewneck fits him perfectly, super soft fleece interior, and everyone at his party laughed when they saw the hunting reference. He's actually worn it like 3 times already which never happens with joke gifts. Worth every penny.

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Kimberly Mitchell
Great quality but runs slightly large

Love the attitude of this sweatshirt and the embroidered design looks clean in person—way better than I expected. The fabric weight is solid and perfect for fall hunting trips. Only thing is I had to size down because it runs a lil big, but once I got the right size it's been my go-to layer. No regrets.