Would Poop Here Again Sign — Funny Carved Bathroom Review
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Would Poop Here Again: The Five-Star Bathroom Review
Your bathroom has earned its reviews. This carved would poop here again sign posts the verdict — five stars, would return — right where guests can confirm the rating. It's the funniest honest compliment a bathroom can receive.
Carved, Because This Review Is Permanent
A joke this committed can't be a peel-and-stick decal. The whole review is CNC-carved deep into solid Kentucky pine or poplar and hand-stained in your choice of twenty finishes. Humidity, steam, aggressive air freshener — nothing takes it down a star.
Placement Reviews
- Above the toilet — the throne room plaque
- Guest bathroom — sets expectations, earns laughs
- Half bath by the kitchen — dinner-party material
- Airbnb or camper bath — five stars begetting five stars
The Specs
- Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
- Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
- 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
- CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
- Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping
The Housewarming Gift Nobody Forgets
New homes, white-elephant exchanges, the friend whose humor lives in the gutter and loves it there — this is the gift that gets photographed and sent to the group chat. Add our other funny bathroom signs and give the whole room a rating. Three sizes fit everything from powder-room trim to a statement wall, the pre-installed sawtooth hanger has it posted in seconds, and twenty finishes let the review match the decor it praises.
It has a neighbour: the Boys Bathroom Sign runs “Caution: I Have No Control in Here” and the two hang well together.
Would Poop Here Again Sign — Funny Carved Bathroom Review
Real Wood. Real Craft.
Here's what makes every sign different from the vinyl stuff you'll find in big box stores.
V-Carved, Not Vinyl
The letters are literally cut into the wood with a CNC machine. Real depth, real shadows, no peeling.
Handmade in Kentucky
Every sign is cut, carved, stained, and sealed by hand in our Rineyville, Kentucky workshop.
5,000+ 5-Star Reviews
Real photos from real customers. Our signs are hanging in homes from Oregon to Maine.
Size Comparison
All three sizes shown at actual scale so you can see the real difference.
Large
30" × 7.25"
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Small
16" × 3.5"
Large
30" × 7.25"
Over couches, chairs, or mantles — a real statement piece
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Above doors, over coffee bars, or as a kitchen accent
Small
16" × 3.5"
Shelf sitter, desk accent, or small wall decor piece
All sizes shown at the same scale. Not sure which to pick? Medium is our most popular choice.