Wine Glass With Sayings — 87% Wine, 13% Poor Decisions, 0% Regret
Type every detail EXACTLY as it should appear on the glass — we engrave it letter-for-letter, exactly as you enter it. Double-check spelling, names and dates before adding to cart.
FREE shipping — designed in Kentucky, custom engraved to order, ships in 3–7 business days
Engraved one order at a time — every glass is made after you order it
The Math Checks Out
Somewhere around the second pour on a Friday, a household quits pretending it is running an experiment and starts reading the label. This glass is the label. CONTENTS sits across the top the way it would on a nutrition panel, and underneath comes the honest breakdown: 87% WINE, 13% POOR DECISIONS, and — ruled off below like a sum — 0% REGRET.
All three figures are engraved at the same size on purpose. It reads as an equation rather than a stack of punchlines, so the eye adds the column and lands on the total. That is the whole gag, and it is a dry one: the poor decisions are fully accounted for, and the ledger still comes out clean.
Wine glass sayings that do not wear off
Nearly every clever glass on a gift-shop shelf is printed. The ink sits on top of the surface, and it leaves the same way it arrived — two dishwasher cycles later the words are a peeling ghost and the glass quietly relocates to the donate box. This one is laser-engraved instead. Each letter is cut into the glass as permanent frost you can feel with a thumb, so the saying outlasts the season, the apartment, and in most cases the decision that earned the 13%.
- 11.5 oz stemless wine glass with a heavy base
- Permanent deep-frost laser engraving — never printed, never peels
- Ships free, made to order in 2–7 business days
- Top-rack dishwasher safe (hand wash recommended)
- No personalization required — ships exactly as shown
Good as a pair, better as a set of six
Because nothing on this glass is personalized, it is the rare funny gift that scales. Two of them turn a housewarming into a house joke on day one. Six of them cover a book club, a bunco night, a bridal-shower table, or the office gift exchange, and every one is identical — no spellings to collect, no wrong-name disaster, no waiting on a proof. It is also the safe pick when you are guessing at someone's taste: the humor is dry rather than loud, and nothing on it assumes a thing about who is drinking. If you would rather the gift carry their name than the joke, our Engraved Stemless Wine Glass puts a family name and est. year on the same 11.5 oz bowl — the two sit well side by side on the same bar cart.
Looking for another engraved wine glass? Try our Anniversary Wine Glass, or browse the whole barware collection.
Wine Glass With Sayings — 87% Wine, 13% Poor Decisions, 0% Regret
Engraved to Last a Lifetime.
Here's what makes our glasses different from the printed drinkware you'll find anywhere else.
Laser Engraved, Not Printed
The design is permanently etched into the glass — it won't wash off, peel, or fade no matter how many times it goes in the dishwasher.
Designed at Bluegrass Gifts
Every design is created in-house at our Rineyville, Kentucky studio and produced by expert engravers who take quality seriously.
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