Welcome to Our Home, Please Leave by 9PM Sign - Funny Welcome Wall Art 🕘

We love having people over. We also love our pajamas by nine o'clock. If that sounds like your household, this funny welcome home sign from Bluegrass Gifts was practically made for your front door. CNC-carved from solid Pine or Poplar right here in Rineyville, Kentucky, it delivers the warmest welcome and the friendliest boundary all in one breath. Hospitality with a wink - that is the Bluegrass way.

💖 Why You'll Love It

• ✔️ The perfect blend of Southern hospitality and honest humor that makes every guest smile on their way in (and take the hint on their way out)
• ✔️ CNC-carved lettering cut deep into solid Pine or Poplar - never vinyl, never printed - so every word has real weight and texture
• ✔️ Sawtooth hanger pre-installed on the back for easy, no-fuss hanging the moment it arrives
• ✔️ A fantastic gift for introverts, homebodies, new homeowners, or anyone who sets a firm bedtime and is not sorry about it
• ✔️ Handcrafted in Kentucky, USA - an heirloom-quality piece with genuine Bluegrass character

🏡 Where to Display

• Entryway or Front Porch - Set expectations right from the doorstep with a grin
• Living Room - Hung where guests gather, so the message is crystal clear and absolutely charming
• Mudroom or Back Door - A playful greeting for the folks who come in through the side entrance
• Guest Bedroom - A cheeky reminder that checkout time is earlier than they thought

📏 Available Sizes

• Small: 16" x 3.5" x 0.75" - Subtle enough for a shelf or narrow entryway wall
• Medium: 24" x 5.5" x 0.75" - The classic fit for most doorways and living spaces
• Large: 30" x 7.5" x 0.75" - Bold enough that nobody can claim they didn't see it

🎨 Customizable Options

Choose from 20 finishes to match the personality of your home. Whether your style runs toward cozy farmhouse, crisp modern, or somewhere wonderfully in between, your CNC-carved sign will be finished by hand on real Pine or Poplar wood. Natural grain variations mean your piece is truly one of a kind - just like your hosting style.

💎 A Must-Have for Honest Hosts

This funny welcome home sign is the gift that keeps on giving - laughs at every dinner party, knowing nods from fellow early-to-bed folks, and a permanent conversation starter right there on the wall. Whether you are treating yourself or surprising a friend who treasures their quiet evenings, this sign says everything they are thinking but too polite to say out loud.

For more ways to style your entryway, take a peek at Front Porch Decor Ideas for a Welcoming Entryway or browse 5 Funny Farmhouse Wood Signs to Add Southern Charm.

For more family humor, our If You Knew My Family You'd Understand funny family sign says what every host is secretly thinking.

📦 Handmade in Kentucky · Ships in 5-7 business days · Free U.S. shipping.

❓ FAQ

Q: Do you accept custom orders?

Yes, email us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your custom request.

Q: What sizes are available?

We offer three standard sizes plus custom sizing is available.

Q: Does it include hanging hardware?

Yes, a sawtooth hanger is pre-installed on the back of every sign.

Q: Do you offer free shipping?

Yes, all orders ship free within the United States.