Two Fingers, Neat | Funny Engraved Whiskey Glass

Two Fingers, Neat | The Whiskey Lover's Glass

Some people have a drink order. Whiskey people have a ritual. Our "Two Fingers, Neat" Engraved Whiskey Glass puts the classic order right on the glass — cut permanently into 10.5 ounces of heavy clear glass, so the pour instruction is built into the barware. No ice, no mixer, no argument.

Designed right here in Kentucky by Bluegrass Gifts and engraved to order.

Why This One Hits Different

• It's Their Order: "Two fingers, neat" is how serious whiskey drinkers ask — this glass says it before they do.
• Engraved, Not Printed: The design is cut into the glass, so it can't peel, crack, or fade.
• Measurement Included: Two fingers against the glass is the pour. It's a joke that's also, technically, instructions.
• Heavy in the Hand: A proper 10.5 oz rocks glass.
• Free Shipping, Always: On every U.S. order.

The Technical Specs (The Nitty-Gritty)

• The Glass: 10.5 oz (310 ml) on-the-rocks tumbler, clear glass
• The Method: Permanent engraving — etched into the surface, not printed on it
• The Surfaces: Front engraved
• The Care: Dishwasher safe, top rack recommended
• The Turnaround: Engraved after you order; 3–7 business days to your door

Who This Lands For

The friend who drinks their bourbon like it's a personality trait — because it is. Right for birthdays, groomsmen boxes, Father's Day, or a just-because upgrade to somebody's home bar. Runs in the same pack as our Funny Whiskey Glass and Unique Whiskey Glass.

Pour It Right — Order Now

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