Personalized Pour Scale Wine Glass — From A Taste to Don't Ask
Type every detail EXACTLY as it should appear on the glass — we engrave it letter-for-letter, exactly as you enter it. Double-check spelling, names and dates before adding to cart.
FREE shipping — designed in Kentucky, custom engraved to order, ships in 3–7 business days
The Pour Is the Report
Every house already runs on this scale. Somebody comes through the door, somebody else asks how it went, and the real answer arrives before the words do — in the height of what got poured. This glass simply engraves the key. DON'T ASK sits at the top, A DAY LIKE THIS beneath it, then A GLASS, and at the bottom, reserved for the rare and gentle evening, A TASTE. The name rides above the whole gauge: MARGARET'S POUR SCALE, or whoever's scale it honestly is.
It reads bottom-up, the way a glass actually fills, so the joke lands physically instead of verbally. Pour up past A DAY LIKE THIS and the table already knows how Tuesday went. Nobody has to narrate it, which is the entire point of owning one.
Etched, not printed
Novelty glassware has a reputation and most of it is earned: printed vinyl lettering that crazes after one dishwasher cycle and peels off in your hand by August. Every word and every rule on this scale is laser-engraved instead — cut into the surface as permanent frost, with an edge you can feel under a thumb. Fill it a thousand times and the measurements still read true.
- 11.5 oz stemless wine glass
- Personalized with one name — we add the apostrophe-S
- Four-stage pour scale divided by engraved rules
- Permanent deep-frost laser engraving, never a printed decal
- Made to order; ships free in 2–7 business days
- Top-rack dishwasher safe (hand wash recommended)
It works for a birthday, a housewarming, a white elephant you actually want to win, or the coworker whose day everyone can already read from the doorway.
Two names, one cabinet
These are built to be ordered in pairs, because a household usually contains two different scales and neither person wants to be caught drinking off somebody else's. Order one glass per name and each is engraved fresh — no negotiating at the sink, no wrong glass in the wrong hand. Enter the name exactly as it should read and nothing more; we set the apostrophe-S and the spacing so the top line stays legible across a room. For a gift pair that covers both halves of a Kentucky evening, add our Raised on Bourbon Wine Glass for the one who pours wine anyway.
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Personalized Pour Scale Wine Glass — From A Taste to Don't Ask