







Personalized Pool Sign — Family Name, No Lifeguard on Duty
Write your words in the boxes below, then watch them go on your sign right underneath.
Watch your words go on the board
Preview shown in Dark Walnut. Carved letters stay natural wood in every finish you pick.
FREE shipping — carved to your words in our Kentucky workshop, ships in 2–7 business days
Your Pool, Your Name, Your Rules
Every backyard pool eventually needs a sign, and the hardware-store plastic one doesn't know your name. Our personalized pool sign carves THE BROOKS' POOL — swap in your own crew — in heavy serif caps with a carved wave beneath it and the classic warnings underneath: no lifeguard on duty, swim at your own risk.
Wood That Handles the Splash Zone
Hung on the fence, the pool house or the covered patio wall, carved solid wood outlasts printed aluminum's fade and sticker signs' peel. The letters are cut in; the water beads off the finish.
Write Your Own Warnings
Keep the classics or carve your truth: We Don't Swim in Your Toilet…, Pool Rules: Have Fun, Splash Zone Ahead. Two warning lines, your call, or leave them off for just the name and the wave.
How Your Sign Gets Made
- You fill in the lines above — exactly the words you want carved.
- A real person reads your order before anything meets the saw, spelling checked against what you typed.
- We carve it into solid wood in our Kentucky shop, hand-apply your finish and ship it free: 2–7 business days in the shop, then 2–5 days to reach you.
The Specs
- Solid pine for the stains, poplar for the paints — never MDF
- Three sizes: Small 16" × 3.5", Medium 24" × 5.5", Large 30" × 7.25"
- 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes; the carved letters stay natural wood
- Your words are CNC-carved into the board — never printed, never vinyl
- Sawtooth hanger installed; made in our Kentucky shop; free U.S. shipping
For the Pool Opener and the Pool Party
It's the Father's Day or housewarming gift for whoever skims the leaves — and it makes the pool party invite photo better all summer.

Personalized Pool Sign — Family Name, No Lifeguard on Duty
Real Wood. Real Craft.
Here's what makes every sign different from the vinyl stuff you'll find in big box stores.
V-Carved, Not Vinyl
The letters are literally cut into the wood with a CNC machine. Real depth, real shadows, no peeling.
Handmade in Kentucky
Every sign is cut, carved, stained, and sealed by hand in our Rineyville, Kentucky workshop.
5,000+ 5-Star Reviews
Real photos from real customers. Our signs are hanging in homes from Oregon to Maine.
Size Comparison
All three sizes shown at actual scale so you can see the real difference.
Large
30" × 7.25"
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Small
16" × 3.5"
Large
30" × 7.25"
Over couches, chairs, or mantles — a real statement piece
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Above doors, over coffee bars, or as a kitchen accent
Small
16" × 3.5"
Shelf sitter, desk accent, or small wall decor piece
All sizes shown at the same scale. Not sure which to pick? Medium is our most popular choice.
