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Litter's Full: The "Cat Mom" Holiday Crewneck
Messy Bun. Hot Coffee. Zero F*cks Given.
You know the vibe. It’s 7:00 AM on Christmas morning, the house is chaotic, and you’re standing on the porch in your robe, staring down the neighborhood "Karen" who is judging your lawn ornaments.
This one comes from Bluegrass Gifts, designed right here in Kentucky.
This isn’t your aunt’s scratchy "Ugly Christmas Sweater." This is a mood. Featuring the sassiest cat in the cul-de-sac rocking the iconic trapper hat and robe combo, this crewneck channels the ultimate holiday energy: Unbothered.
Whether you’re actually cleaning the litter box, dealing with the in-laws, or hiding in the kitchen with a glass of wine, do it with the confidence of a woman who knows the litter's full.
🛠 The Gear: Cloud-Soft Comfort, Karen-Proof Durability
We don't do thin, flimsy fabrics. We use the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend—the gold standard for cozy sweatshirts. It’s a 50/50 fleece blend that’s plush enough to keep you warm on a coffee run, but breathable enough so you don't overheat when you're cooking holiday dinner.
Why It Belongs in Your Rotation:
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Leggings Approved: This is a classic unisex fit. Order your normal size for a relaxed fit, or size up 1-2 sizes for that trendy, baggy "oversized" look that covers your bum and looks perfect with leggings.
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Built to Last: Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, and cuffs. You can wash this thing a hundred times; it’s not falling apart.
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No Itch, All Comfort: We ripped the tag out (tear-away label) and used a seamless body design so nothing scratches your sides.
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American Made Components: Crafted with ethically grown US cotton.
🎄 Time to Empty the Box
Don't let the holiday stress get to you. Throw this on, pour a drink, and let the sweatshirt do the talking.
Click "Add to Cart" to upgrade your holiday wardrobe.
📋 The Specs
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Fabric: Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) | 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
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Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size—size up for oversized look)
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Care: Machine wash warm (inside out) to save the ink; Tumble dry low.
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Origin: Designed in Kentucky, Printed in the USA.
📏 Find Your Fit (Measurements in Inches)
Pro Tip: Measure your favorite sweatshirt from armpit to armpit and match it below.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Frequently Asked Questions
What material is this crewneck sweatshirt made of?
This crewneck is made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester blend on a Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend blank. The fabric weighs 8.0 oz/yd, giving it a heavyweight, cozy feel without being too bulky.
How does this sweatshirt fit?
It has a classic unisex fit with a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband that hold their shape. It runs true to size. If you want a roomier fit for layering, go one size up.
How should I wash this sweatshirt?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the printed design. The print is applied with direct-to-garment technology that holds up wash after wash.
Where is this sweatshirt designed?
Designed in Kentucky by Bluegrass Gifts and printed in the USA. Every order is pressed by hand before shipping.
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Litter's Full Karen Sweatshirt | Women's Funny Cat Christmas Sweater
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V-Carved, Not Vinyl
The letters are literally cut into the wood with a CNC machine. Real depth, real shadows, no peeling.
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Every sign is cut, carved, stained, and sealed by hand in our Rineyville, Kentucky workshop.
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Size Comparison
All three sizes shown at actual scale so you can see the real difference.
Large
30" × 7.25"
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Small
16" × 3.5"
Large
30" × 7.25"
Over couches, chairs, or mantles — a real statement piece
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Above doors, over coffee bars, or as a kitchen accent
Small
16" × 3.5"
Shelf sitter, desk accent, or small wall decor piece
All sizes shown at the same scale. Not sure which to pick? Medium is our most popular choice.

