I'm Just a MOM Trying Not to Raise Assholes Sign - Funny Parenting Wall Art 🏠

Motherhood is beautiful, chaotic, exhausting, and absolutely hilarious — sometimes all before 8 AM. This "I'm Just a MOM Trying Not to Raise Assholes" sign from Bluegrass Gifts says what every mama is thinking but most are too polite to put on the wall. CNC-carved from solid Pine or Poplar in our Rineyville, Kentucky workshop, this funny mom sign is for the moms who parent with love, humor, and just the right amount of sarcasm.

💖 Why You'll Love This Sign

• ✔️ Brutally honest and endlessly relatable — every mom who reads it nods, laughs, and immediately wants one for her own wall.
• ✔️ CNC-carved from solid Pine or Poplar — deep-cut lettering with real texture and dimension. Never vinyl, never a flat printed sticker.
• ✔️ Handcrafted in Rineyville, Kentucky, USA — made with care in our small workshop, one sign at a time.
• ✔️ Sawtooth hanger pre-installed — ready to hang the moment it arrives. No tools, no stress, no asking the kids for help.
• ✔️ The Mother's Day gift she actually wants — skip the generic candle. Give her something that makes her laugh out loud and feel seen.

🏡 Where to Display Your Funny Mom Sign

• Kitchen wall — right in the heart of the home where the real parenting happens, between snack requests and homework battles.
• Living room or family room — a daily reminder for the whole crew that mom means business (with a wink).
• Home office or "mom cave" — every mom deserves a corner that reflects her actual personality.
• Entryway or mudroom — set expectations the moment anyone walks through the door.

📏 Available Sizes

• Small: 16″×3.5″×0.75″ — subtle enough for a shelf, loud enough to get the point across.
• Medium: 24″×5.5″×0.75″ — the crowd favorite that fits perfectly in most rooms.
• Large: 30″×7.5″×0.75″ — for moms who want the whole neighborhood to know the mission statement.

🎨 Customizable Options

Choose from 20 finishes to match mom's style — whether she's all about rustic farmhouse warmth or loves a clean, modern painted look. Every single letter is CNC-carved into the wood, giving the sign a handcrafted, heirloom quality that printed decor just can't compete with. This is the kind of piece that gets better with time, just like mom herself.

💎 A Must-Have for Moms Who Keep It Real

Whether you're shopping for Mother's Day, a birthday, a baby shower for a second-time mama, or you just want to treat yourself after a long week of keeping tiny humans alive — this sign gets it. It's funny, it's real, and it's made with the kind of Kentucky craftsmanship that turns a laugh into a keepsake.

Looking for more gift ideas for the mom who has everything (except peace and quiet)? Browse our Funny Mom Signs for Mother's Day or check out Mother's Day Gifts for the Mombie. You might also love our funny 'Nothing Is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It' sign for the other side of the hallway.

📦 Handmade in Kentucky · Ships in 5–7 business days · Free U.S. shipping · Questions? Reach us at info@bluegrassgifts.com

❓ FAQ

Q: When will my order ship?

Each sign is made to order and ships within 5–7 business days. You'll receive a tracking email once it's on the way.

Q: What's your return window?

We offer a 7-day return window. Custom orders are not returnable unless they arrive defective.

Q: How many finishes do you offer?

Up to 20 finishes are available — from warm rustic stains to clean modern painted tones.