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A Highland Cow Shirt That Understands Your Morning
MESSY HAIR up top, DON’T CARE below, and in between: a highland cow in full shaggy glory — fringe completely over the eyes, wide wet nose peeking through, horns rising out of the mop, one black-eyed susan tucked casually above an ear like she walked through a field and kept it.
The Nitty-Gritty
- Fabric: Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 100% ring-spun US cotton at 4.5 oz/yd²
- Print: full-color direct-to-garment, inked into the fibers, not a vinyl patch
- Fit: unisex, true to size, taped shoulders, ribbed collar
- Collar label: our printed Bluegrass Roots mark — no itchy tag
- Colors: Natural, Cornsilk, Sand, Ice Grey, and Light Pink
The Design Up Close
Every strand of the coat is drawn in fine ink linework with real layering and shadow — warm rust-ginger over deep espresso. In her ear sits a small gold cattle tag stamped BR, the way working cattle actually wear one — that’s the Bluegrass Roots mark.
Frequently Asked Questions
Why a highland cow?
The breed’s famous fringe IS the joke — messy hair, genuinely does not care. No cartoon needed; the real animal delivers the punchline.
What does the BR ear tag mean?
It is the Bluegrass Roots brand mark, worn as a real cattle ear tag — our signature hidden in plain sight.
Is this shirt true to size?
Yes. It is a unisex Gildan Softstyle cut that runs true to size, soft ring-spun cotton with taped shoulders and a ribbed collar.
Runs with the “Official Cowgirl Shirt” in the Bluegrass Roots women’s western lineup — same soft blank, same collar label.

Highland Cow Shirt — "Messy Hair Don't Care" Graphic Tee
Original Designs. Real Quality.
Here's what makes our apparel different from the generic stuff you'll find at any gift shop.
Designed at Bluegrass Gifts
Every graphic starts in our Rineyville, Kentucky studio. You won't find these designs in any big box store.
Print That Actually Holds Up
High-definition printing that stays vibrant wash after wash — no cracking, no fading, no regrets.
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