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FREE shipping — designed in Kentucky, printed to order, ships in 2–5 business days
A Highland Cow Shirt That Understands Your Morning
MESSY HAIR up top, DON’T CARE below, and in between: a highland cow in full shaggy glory — fringe completely over the eyes, wide wet nose peeking through, horns rising out of the mop, one black-eyed susan tucked casually above an ear like she walked through a field and kept it.
The Nitty-Gritty
- Fabric: Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 100% ring-spun US cotton at 4.5 oz/yd²
- Print: full-color direct-to-garment, inked into the fibers, not a vinyl patch
- Fit: unisex, true to size, taped shoulders, ribbed collar
- Collar label: our printed Bluegrass Roots mark — no itchy tag
- Colors: Natural, Cornsilk, Sand, Ice Grey, and Light Pink
The Design Up Close
Every strand of the coat is drawn in fine ink linework with real layering and shadow — warm rust-ginger over deep espresso. In her ear sits a small gold cattle tag stamped BR, the way working cattle actually wear one — that’s the Bluegrass Roots mark.
Frequently Asked Questions
Why a highland cow?
The breed’s famous fringe IS the joke — messy hair, genuinely does not care. No cartoon needed; the real animal delivers the punchline.
What does the BR ear tag mean?
It is the Bluegrass Roots brand mark, worn as a real cattle ear tag — our signature hidden in plain sight.
Is this shirt true to size?
Yes. It is a unisex Gildan Softstyle cut that runs true to size, soft ring-spun cotton with taped shoulders and a ribbed collar.
Runs with the “Official Cowgirl Shirt” in the Bluegrass Roots women’s western lineup — same soft blank, same collar label.

Highland Cow Shirt — "Messy Hair Don't Care" Graphic Tee
