Hey Diddle Diddle Aim for the Middle Sign — Carved Wood

Hey Diddle Diddle, Aim for the Middle — Poetry With a Purpose

Nursery rhymes raised us; this one finishes the job. The carved hey diddle diddle aim for the middle sign delivers the bathroom's most necessary verse — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood and posted at the scene where accuracy matters most.

Carved Because Paper Couldn't Survive There

A sign stationed at splash radius needs real construction. Every letter is CNC-carved into solid pine or poplar and hand-stained in one of twenty finishes — nursery-soft neutrals to no-nonsense walnut. The rhyme stays crisp through years of near misses and gradual improvement.

Strategic Placement

• Directly at eye level — where the reminder does its best work
• Kids' bathroom — training verse for the developing marksman
• Guest bath — a polite word with every visitor
• Man cave bathroom — because grown men need poetry too

The Specs

• Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
• Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
• 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
• CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
• Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

The Funniest Public Service Announcement in the House

Housewarmings, potty-training graduations, gag gifts for the household where somebody keeps missing — this is the funny bathroom sign that makes the request rhyme so nobody can claim they forgot. Three carved sizes, twenty hand-applied finishes, free U.S. shipping with the sawtooth hanger pre-installed. Pair it with our other funny bathroom signs and give every visitor the full briefing.

If one wall is not enough, the Kids Bathroom Sign carries “Caution: I Have No Control in Here” down the hall.