What does this sign say?

It reads “Funny Carved Wood Kitchen Warning”, carved into the wood and hand-stained. The wording is fixed — this design is not personalised, so what you see is what arrives.

Where does this go in a kitchen?

Above the sink and on the pantry door are the two most common spots. Above a range it needs to clear the hood; a carved and sealed sign handles kitchen steam better than a paper-faced board, which bubbles at the corners inside a year.

Is it easy to read from across a room?

The carving throws a real shadow, which is what makes it legible at distance. The Medium at 24" x 5.5" reads clearly across a normal kitchen; the Small is better close up.

How long does it take to arrive?

Each sign is made to order rather than pulled from a shelf, and ships free within the US. Most leave the shop in 5–7 business days and you get tracking as soon as yours is on its way.

What sizes does it come in?

Three: Small at 16" x 3.5", Medium at 24" x 5.5", and Large at 30" x 7.25". The Small suits a narrow wall or a shelf lean, the Medium is the one most people choose, and the Large is sized to anchor a wall on its own.

Hangry Sign | Funny Carved Wood Kitchen Warning

The Hangry Sign: A Public Safety Notice

Hunger plus anger is a household weather event, and this carved hangry sign is the official warning system — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood and posted where the snacks live, before somebody says something they don't mean.

Carved to Survive the Mood

A printed sign wouldn't make it through one pre-dinner meltdown. This one is CNC-carved into solid pine or poplar with hand-applied stain — twenty finishes from calm farmhouse white to storm-warning walnut. The letters sit deep and hold, like the hunger.

The Specs

Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

The Gift for the Snack-Dependent

Birthdays, roommate gifts, new apartments, the friend whose personality has a blood-sugar setting — the hangry sign says you know them and love them anyway. Pick a size from snack-shelf small to kitchen-wall bold, choose any of the twenty hand-applied finishes, and it ships free with the hanger pre-installed. Browse the rest of our funny kitchen signs and stock the walls like you stock the pantry.

Worth seeing alongside it: the In the Kitchen We Dance.

Hangry Sign — Funny Carved Wood Kitchen Warning

The Hangry Sign: A Public Safety Notice

Carved to Survive the Mood

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The Specs

The Gift for the Snack-Dependent

Real Wood. Real Craft.

V-Carved, Not Vinyl

Handmade in Kentucky

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