CNC carved solid wood sign with quote Good Moms Have Sticky Floors in ebony finish by Bluegrass Gifts.
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Good Moms Have Sticky Floors Carved Wood Sign
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Over 20 available wood finish colors including Ebony, Dark Walnut, and Barn Red for custom carved signs at Bluegrass Gifts.
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Good Moms Have Sticky Floors Carved Wood Sign

$30.00

Size
Size: Small 16" x 3.5"
Color
Color: Cabernet
In stock, ready to ship

Good Moms Have Sticky Floors Wooden Sign – Funny & Real Motherhood Decor 💖

Celebrate the beautiful, chaotic reality of a home filled with love. This handcrafted tribute sign features the ultimate badge of honor for the mom who prioritizes memories over a museum-perfect house:

✨ “Good Moms Have Sticky Floors, Messy Kitchens, Laundry Piles, and Happy Kids” ✨

A perfect blend of humor, grace, and rustic charm, this carved wall art is a gentle reminder that a lived-in home is a loved-in home. Whether it’s a gift for a new mom finding her footing or a seasoned matriarch who has embraced the mess, this sign sets the tone: perfection is overrated, but happiness is mandatory.

💛 Why You’ll Love This Sign

✔️ The Ultimate "No-Guilt" Gift – A cheeky yet deeply validating quote that reminds every mom she’s doing a great job, even when the laundry is winning.

✔️ Authentic Craftsmanship – CNC-carved deep into solid wood (never vinyl stickers or flat ink), ensuring the message is as durable as her patience.

✔️ High-Contrast Aesthetic – The deep charcoal/ebony stain makes the natural wood grain of the carved letters pop, creating a stunning 3D effect.

✔️ Gift-Ready – The perfect "just because" or Mother's Day gift that lets her breathe a sigh of relief and smile every time she sees it.

✔️ Durable Quality – Handmade in Kentucky, USA 🇺🇸 with premium locally sourced hardwoods and professional-grade finishes.

🏡 Where to Display

🍽️ The Kitchen: Right in the "danger zone" of messy counters and sticky floors where the real magic happens.

🧺 The Laundry Room: A humorous touch to hang above those never-ending piles of clothes.

🛋️ The Family Room: A conversation piece that tells guests exactly why the house looks the way it does—because the kids are having fun.

📏 Available Sizes

Small and Sweet: 16″ × 3.5″ × 0.75″ – Great for window sills, laundry room shelves, or tiered trays.

Classic Fit: 24″ × 5.5″ × 0.75″ – Our most popular size, perfect for hanging above a doorway or on a gallery wall.

Bold and Beautiful: 30″ × 7.25″ × 0.75″ – A true statement piece that anchors a room and celebrates the "Happy Kids" message.

🎨 Customizable Options

Choose from over 20 finishes to match your home’s vibe—classic Dark Walnut, modern Ebony (pictured), or rustic Barn Red. Each finish highlights the natural wood grain and deep carving for a dimensional, high-quality look that mass-produced signs can't match.

🌟 A Must-Have for the "Real" Mom

This wooden sign is more than décor—it’s a permission slip to enjoy the moment. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or a friend who’s "in the trenches" of parenthood, this piece announces: we aren't just raising a clean house, we're raising happy humans.

✨ Give her the grace she deserves—carved in wood. ✨

❓ FAQ

Q: Are the letters painted on or carved? ✅ The text is deeply CNC-carved into the wood, not painted or vinyl. This gives it a premium, 3D look where the natural light wood grain creates a beautiful contrast against the dark stain.

Q: Is this sign made of real wood? ✅ Yes—we use solid, natural wood (typically Poplar or Maple). Because it is real wood, each sign has unique grain patterns, making your gift truly one-of-a-kind.

Q: Does it come with hanging hardware? ✅ Yes—a sawtooth hanger is installed on the back, so it is ready to hang right out of the box.

Q: Is it easy to clean? ✅ Absolutely! Unlike vinyl which can peel if wiped, our carved signs can be easily dusted or wiped with a damp cloth—essential for a sign about "sticky floors!"

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🌳 Premium Craftsmanship

Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.

🎨 Personalized for You

With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.

🏡 Versatile Home Décor

Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.

🎁 Thoughtful & Memorable Gifts

Our handcrafted wooden signs make perfect, heartfelt gifts for housewarmings, weddings, anniversaries, or any special occasion worth celebrating.

FAQs

For additional details, please refer to our FAQ section below—we've answered the most common questions to make your experience easier!

📦 When will my order ship?

All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.

🎁 Can I request a custom order?

Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.

📍 How do I track my order?

After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.

📦 What shipping carriers do you use?

We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.

🔄 What is your return policy?

We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.

💳 What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure online payment options.

🔒 Is my payment information secure?

Absolutely! We utilize industry-standard SSL encryption technology (🔒) to protect your information, ensuring your transactions are safe and secure.

📞 How do I contact customer support?

If you have any questions, concerns, or special requests, we're here to help! Simply reach out via email at info@bluegrassgifts.com, and we'll get back to you promptly during our business hours (Mon–Fri, 9am–5pm EST).

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