Goat Coffee Mug — "Eats Fences. Denies Everything." Vintage Engraved Goat Mug
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This 11 oz white ceramic mug carries an antique-style engraved goat caught red-handed, above the charge sheet: Eats Fences. Denies Everything. Printed on both sides so it reads the same in either hand.
- 11 oz white ceramic, printed both sides
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Printed on demand in the USA
- For goat people, who already know it's true
Goat Coffee Mug — "Eats Fences. Denies Everything." Vintage Engraved Goat Mug
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