What does this sign say?

It reads “Get Naked (Unless Just Visiting)”, carved into the wood and hand-stained. The wording is fixed — this design is not personalised, so what you see is what arrives.

Will it hold up in a steamy bathroom?

Yes. Because the lettering is cut into the wood and hand-stained rather than printed on top, there is no paper face or vinyl to bubble and lift the way a printed board does after a few months of hot showers.

Where does it fit in a small bathroom?

Above the toilet and beside the mirror are the two spots people buy for. The Small at 16" x 3.5" clears most vanity mirrors; the Medium suits the wall above a toilet.

What finishes can I choose from?

Twenty. Stains run from Early American and Dark Walnut through Briarsmoke, Weathered Gray and Aged Barrel, and there are solid paints in White, Black and Gray. Every one is hand-applied, so the grain still reads through the stains.

Are the letters carved or printed?

Carved. Every letter is cut into the wood on a CNC and the piece is then hand-stained. There is no vinyl and no printing, so nothing on the surface can peel, chip or fade off — run a thumb across it and you can feel the letters.

Clothing Optional Sign | Get Naked Funny Bathroom

The Clothing Optional Sign With Sensible Exceptions

House rules should be clear. This carved clothing optional sign posts the bathroom's official policy — Get Naked... Unless You're Just Visiting. That Would Be Weird. — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood, balancing personal freedom with basic social contracts.

Policy Documents, Steam-Proof Edition

Bathroom legislation faces harsh conditions — steam, splashes, aggressive exhaust fans. Every letter is CNC-carved into solid pine or poplar and hand-stained in one of twenty finishes, from spa-calm neutrals to towel-closet walnut. The rule stays crisp through years of showers it technically governs.

Where the Policy Applies

Master bathroom — full jurisdiction
Above the tub — posted at the point of decision
Guest bath — the exception clause doing its work
Pool house or outdoor shower — seasonal enforcement

The Specs

Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

The Housewarming Gift That Gets the Big Laugh

New homes, bridal showers, white elephant games, the friend whose humor never met a boundary — this is the funny bathroom decor that guests quote at dinner. Three carved sizes, twenty hand-applied finishes, free U.S. shipping with the sawtooth hanger pre-installed. Browse our other funny bathroom signs and legislate the whole room. The small size fits powder-room trim beside the towel ring; the 30-inch Bold governs a full master-bath wall with the authority the policy deserves, no amendments required.

If one wall is not enough, the TP Sign carries “Text Me If You Run Out” down the hall.

Clothing Optional Sign — Get Naked (Unless Just Visiting)

The Clothing Optional Sign With Sensible Exceptions

Policy Documents, Steam-Proof Edition

Where the Policy Applies

The Specs

The Housewarming Gift That Gets the Big Laugh

Real Wood. Real Craft.

V-Carved, Not Vinyl

Handmade in Kentucky

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