Funny Pumpkin Patch Sign — Welcome To Our Pumpkin Patch

Four Pumpkins On The Step Counts As A Patch

Nobody is checking the acreage. A pumpkin patch sign on the porch is a declaration — that this is the house that goes all in the first week of October, that the mums are already out, and that the kids are allowed to pick one each.

Carved Into The Wood, Not Printed On It

The lettering is CNC-cut down through the stain into raw wood, so the pale letters you are reading are actual depth. That is why it still reads from the sidewalk in low October light, and why weather and time will not lift it the way a printed sign starts to by the second season.

Where It Ends Up

• Front porch — leaned against the rail behind the pumpkins
• Entry table — the first thing guests see in October
• Farm stand or pumpkin patch — the actual working kind
• Mantel — where it stays until the Thanksgiving swap

The Specs

• Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar from an Amish mill — never MDF
• Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Medium 24" x 5.5", Large 30" x 7.25"
• 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
• CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl, never a decal
• Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

It Comes Back Out Every Year

Seasonal decor earns its money by lasting more than one season. This is solid wood with the words cut into it, so it goes back in the bin in November and comes out looking the same next fall. Ships free in the U.S.