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Thou Shalt Not Try Me Mom 24:7 Wood Sign – Funny Mother's Day Gift & Rustic Décor

$30.00

Size
Size: Small 16" x 3.5"
Color
Color: Cabernet
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"Thou Shalt Not Try Me" Mom 24:7 Wooden Sign – Funny Mother's Day Gift & Rustic Décor 😈

Command respect and share a laugh with the ultimate "Mom Warning Label." This handcrafted funny sign features the biblical-sounding (but very real) decree:

✨ “Thou Shalt Not Try Me – Mom 24:7” ✨

A perfect blend of sass and rustic charm, this humorous wall art is the reality check every family needs. Whether it hangs in the kitchen, laundry room, or her home office, this sign sets the tone: Mom loves you, but don't push your luck.

💛 Why You’ll Love This Sign

✔️ Relatable Humor – A hilarious quote that instantly validates the hard work (and patience) of motherhood.

✔️ Authentic Craftsmanship – CNC-carved deep into solid wood (never vinyl stickers), ensuring the text—and the rule—never fades.

✔️ Versatile Style – The "Sassy Farmhouse" look fits perfectly with rustic or modern décor, adding personality to any room.

✔️ Gift-Ready – The ultimate gag gift with a premium feel for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because she needs a laugh.

✔️ Durable Quality – Handmade in Rineyville, Kentucky, USA 🇺🇸 with premium solid wood and stains.

🏡 Where to Display

🍽️ Kitchen or Dining Area The heart of the home is usually where the chaos happens—remind them who runs the show while they eat.

💻 Home Office or "Mom Cave" Give her workspace a touch of authority that warns interruptions to think twice before entering.

🧺 Laundry Room or Mudroom A perfect spot for a little comic relief in the areas where Mom works the hardest.

📏 Available Sizes

  • Small and Sassy: 16″ × 3.5″ × 0.75″ – Great for desks, window sills, or tucking onto a bookshelf.

  • Classic Warning: 24″ × 5.5″ × 0.75″ – Perfect above doorways, kitchen cabinets, or photo collages.

  • Bold and Bossy: 30″ × 7.25″ × 0.75″ – A true statement piece for a gallery wall or main living area.

🎨 Customizable Options

Choose from over 20 finishes to match her unique style—rustic Barn Red, classic Dark Walnut, clean White Paint, and more. Each finish highlights the natural wood grain and deep carving for a dimensional, high-quality look.

🌟 A Must-Have for Every Supermom

This wooden sign is more than décor—it’s a boundary setting tool. Whether you’re buying it for yourself to warn the kids, or gifting it to a wife who holds the household together, this piece announces: she is loved, she is tired, and she is in charge.

✨ Mom is on the clock 24/7—but her patience isn't. ✨

❓ FAQ

Q: Are the letters painted on or carved? ✅ The text is deeply CNC-carved into the wood, not painted or vinyl. This gives it a premium, 3D look that won't peel or fade over time.

Q: Is this sign made of real wood? ✅ Yes—we use solid, natural wood (Pine or Poplar). Because it is real wood, each sign has unique grain patterns and knots, making your gift truly one-of-a-kind.

Q: Does it come with hanging hardware? ✅ Yes—a sawtooth hanger is installed on the back, so it is ready to hang right out of the box.

Q: Who is this sign a good gift for? ✅ Perfect for moms with a sense of humor, busy wives, or any maternal figure who runs a tight ship. It is a bestseller for Mother's Day and "Just Because" gifts.

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🌳 Premium Craftsmanship

Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.

🎨 Personalized for You

With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.

🏡 Versatile Home Décor

Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.

🎁 Thoughtful & Memorable Gifts

Our handcrafted wooden signs make perfect, heartfelt gifts for housewarmings, weddings, anniversaries, or any special occasion worth celebrating.

FAQs

For additional details, please refer to our FAQ section below—we've answered the most common questions to make your experience easier!

📦 When will my order ship?

All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.

🎁 Can I request a custom order?

Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.

📍 How do I track my order?

After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.

📦 What shipping carriers do you use?

We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.

🔄 What is your return policy?

We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.

💳 What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure online payment options.

🔒 Is my payment information secure?

Absolutely! We utilize industry-standard SSL encryption technology (🔒) to protect your information, ensuring your transactions are safe and secure.

📞 How do I contact customer support?

If you have any questions, concerns, or special requests, we're here to help! Simply reach out via email at info@bluegrassgifts.com, and we'll get back to you promptly during our business hours (Mon–Fri, 9am–5pm EST).

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