Clean Up After Yourself Sign — Or I Will Throat Punch You

The Clean Up After Yourself Sign People Actually Obey

Polite notes get ignored; laminated memos get mocked. This carved clean up after yourself sign ends the era of unwashed mugs — Rinse Your Dishes or I Will Throat Punch You! — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood, the sink policy with an enforcement clause.

Compliance Through Craftsmanship

A wash your own dishes sign printed on paper lasts a week; this one is CNC-carved into solid pine or poplar and hand-stained in one of twenty finishes — HR-friendly farmhouse white to final-warning walnut. It survives steam, splashes, and repeat offenders.

Enforcement Zones

• Above the kitchen sink — point of sale for the policy
• Office kitchen or breakroom — the memo management wouldn't send
• Roommate kitchen — the lease amendment everyone needed
• Family kitchen — teenagers respond well to specificity

The Specs

• Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
• Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
• 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
• CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
• Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

The Gift for Whoever Runs the Sink

Housewarmings, office exchanges, the roommate who's tried everything, the parent staring at a mug tower — this is the funny kitchen decor that converts dish delinquents on sight. Three carved sizes, twenty hand-applied finishes, free U.S. shipping with the sawtooth hanger pre-installed. Pair it with our other funny kitchen signs and enforce the whole household code. The small size fits above any faucet; the 30-inch Bold addresses an entire breakroom with appropriate menace.

The Kitchen Closed Sign is the one people usually hang across from it, reading “Keep It Clean, Eat Out”.