Funny Hello Fall Sign — Hello Fall, Goodbye Motivation

The Sweaters Come Out And The Ambition Goes In

Something happens the first cold week. The hello fall sign that tells the truth is not the one about crisp air and gratitude — it is this one, hung by somebody who fully intends to do nothing productive between now and the new year.

Carved Into The Wood, Not Printed On It

The letters are cut down into the board with a CNC router and the gold sits inside the cut rather than on top of it. Nothing is applied to the surface, so there is no edge to catch, lift or peel — the joke outlives the season.

Where It Ends Up

• Home office — directly in the eyeline, as a warning
• Kitchen — above the coffee maker where it belongs
• Mantel — the honest note in a room full of gourds
• Break room — speaking for the entire department

The Specs

• Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar from an Amish mill — never MDF
• Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Medium 24" x 5.5", Large 30" x 7.25"
• 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
• CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl, never a decal
• Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

The One That Gets A Laugh Out Of The Box

Funny fall decor is a safe gift precisely because nobody has to pretend. Co-workers, a sister who hibernates from October, anybody doing a white elephant in the fall. Ships free in the U.S.