Funny Happy Thanksgiving Wood Sign — Now Pass The Gravy

Grace Is Said. Now The Important Part.

Everyone at the table is being very patient and nobody is fooling anybody. A Happy Thanksgiving wood sign that admits what the whole room is thinking gets a laugh at exactly the right moment — the one right before the plates start moving.

Carved Into The Wood, Not Printed On It

The capitals and the script are both cut down into walnut-stained wood with gold sitting inside the cuts. It photographs well on a set table because the carving catches candlelight, and it wipes clean when somebody inevitably reaches over it.

Where It Ends Up

• Dining table — leaned against the centerpiece
• Sideboard — above the buffet where the food lands
• Kitchen — up the whole week of prep
• Entry table — greeting people as they arrive

The Specs

• Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar from an Amish mill — never MDF
• Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Medium 24" x 5.5", Large 30" x 7.25"
• 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
• CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl, never a decal
• Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

The Hostess Gift That Gets Used That Day

Turn up with this and it is on the sideboard before the coats are off. Good for whoever hosts every year, a first Thanksgiving in a new house, or a Friendsgiving the week before. Ships free in the U.S.