Funny Friendsgiving Sign — Happy Friendsgiving, No Family Drama

All Of The Food. None Of The Drama.

That is the entire pitch, and it is undefeated. A Friendsgiving sign with a carved wine glass standing in for a letter tells any guest walking in exactly what kind of evening they signed up for — the same meal, minus the seating politics.

Carved Into The Wood, Not Printed On It

Cut into a deep espresso-stained board with gold down inside every letter, including the wine glass. It is a real object rather than a printed banner, which means it comes back out next November instead of going in the recycling with the paper decorations.

Where It Ends Up

• Dining table — propped where everyone sees it
• Kitchen counter — above where the drinks get poured
• Bar cart — setting the tone before anyone eats
• Apartment entry — the first thing guests read

The Specs

• Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar from an Amish mill — never MDF
• Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Medium 24" x 5.5", Large 30" x 7.25"
• 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
• CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl, never a decal
• Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

For Whoever Hosts The One Without The Relatives

Friendsgiving is usually hosted by the person with the biggest table and the most patience. This is the thing to bring them. Three sizes and 20 finishes, ships free in the U.S.