Funny Entryway Sign — You're Welcome Here Til You Ain't

Hospitality With A Clearly Marked Exit

A carved funny entryway sign that is warm right up until it is not. You're welcome here — til you ain't. The second line sits small and off to the right, the way a real warning gets delivered: quietly, and only once.

Cut Into the Wood, Not Printed On It

The letters are CNC-carved down through the stain into raw pine, so what you are reading is actual depth, not ink. Run a thumb across it. That pale-against-dark contrast is why it still reads across a dim room, and why it will not chip, peel, fade or bubble the way printed decor does by year two.

Where It Ends Up

• Entryway — terms stated at the door
• Beside the front door — read on arrival
• Kitchen — where guests always end up
• Home bar — house rules, carved

The Specs

• Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar from an Amish mill — never MDF
• Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Medium 24" x 5.5", Large 30" x 7.25"
• 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
• CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl, never a decal
• Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

For The Host With Limits

Housewarmings, first apartments, anyone who loves company and also loves it leaving. Weathered blue-grey with pale carved letters. Ships free in the U.S.