I Should Stop Drinking — Funny Drinking Quote Wood Sign | Home Bar & Man Cave Décor
✨ A Dose of Barroom Humor – “I Told Myself I Should Stop Drinking, But I’m Not About to Listen to a Drunk That Talks to Himself” Wooden Sign 🍻😂
Raise your glass to witty, self-aware humor with this handcrafted funny drinking sign—CNC V-carved from solid wood for crisp depth and long-lasting style.
✨ “I Told Myself I Should Stop Drinking, But I’m Not About to Listen to a Drunk That Talks to Himself.” ✨
Perfect for home bars, man caves, and entertaining spaces, this sarcastic bar quote sets a lighthearted tone wherever good company and great drinks come together.
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💜 Why You’ll Love This Sign
✔️ Party-Starting Personality – A cheeky funny bar sign that gets laughs before the first pour.
✔️ Handcrafted & Durable – CNC V-carved lettering (no vinyl, no printing) with rich wood grain and clean edges.
✔️ Gift-Ready – A crowd-pleasing bartender gift or housewarming hit for drink lovers and home-bar hosts.
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🏡 Where to Display
🍻 Home Bar / Backbar – Centerpiece wall décor that sets the vibe for cocktail hour.
🛋️ Man Cave / Game Room – A witty accent that pairs with sports, cards, and good stories.
🎉 Basement or Party Space – Your go-to bar wall décor for gatherings and weekend hangs.
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📏 Available Sizes
Small and Sweet: 16″ × 3.5″ × 0.75″ – Perfect for shelves, bar carts, or tight spaces.
Classic Fit: 24″ × 5.5″ × 0.75″ – Ideal above a bar or console.
Bold and Beautiful: 30″ × 7.5″ × 0.75″ – Statement piece for backbars and man caves.
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🎨 Customizable Options
Choose from 20 finishes (stain & paint), including Dark Walnut, Carbon Gray, Barn Red, Ebony, Midnight Blue, Olive Brown, Weathered Gray, and Golden Mahogany. Each carved wooden plaque highlights natural wood grain to complement rustic, farmhouse, or modern bar décor.
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🌟 A Must-Have for Hosts & Home-Bar Heroes
More than décor, this drinking quote wood sign delivers a smile every time you glance at it. Building a home bar, upgrading a basement lounge, or hunting for the perfect gift? This sarcastic classic is the conversation starter you’ve been looking for.
✨ Because sometimes, the joke is the point—and the point is to enjoy the moment. ✨
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❓ FAQ
Does it come with hardware?
✅ Yes—every sign includes a sawtooth hanger pre-installed for easy wall mounting.
Is this carved or painted?
✅ CNC carved and stained—no vinyl; no peeling paint.
Is this really handmade?
✅ Made in Kentucky from solid wood; each piece is unique.
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🌳 Premium Craftsmanship
Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.
🎨 Personalized for You
With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.
🏡 Versatile Home Décor
Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.
🎁 Thoughtful & Memorable Gifts
Our handcrafted wooden signs make perfect, heartfelt gifts for housewarmings, weddings, anniversaries, or any special occasion worth celebrating.
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📦 When will my order ship?
All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
🎁 Can I request a custom order?
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