What does this sign say?

It reads “Acceptable Drinking Hours”, carved into the wood and hand-stained. The wording is fixed — this design is not personalised, so what you see is what arrives.

Where does this go in a kitchen?

Above the sink and on the pantry door are the two most common spots. Above a range it needs to clear the hood; a carved and sealed sign handles kitchen steam better than a paper-faced board, which bubbles at the corners inside a year.

Is it easy to read from across a room?

The carving throws a real shadow, which is what makes it legible at distance. The Medium at 24" x 5.5" reads clearly across a normal kitchen; the Small is better close up.

How long does it take to arrive?

Each sign is made to order rather than pulled from a shelf, and ships free within the US. Most leave the shop in 5–7 business days and you get tracking as soon as yours is on its way.

What sizes does it come in?

Three: Small at 16" x 3.5", Medium at 24" x 5.5", and Large at 30" x 7.25". The Small suits a narrow wall or a shelf lean, the Medium is the one most people choose, and the Large is sized to anchor a wall on its own.

Coffee and Wine Sign | Carved Wood Kitchen Humor

The Coffee and Wine Sign That Tells Time Honestly

Every day has two fuel sources and one honest handoff between them. This carved coffee and wine sign documents the schedule — Coffee keeps me going until it's acceptable to drink wine — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood for the household that runs on both.

Built for Both Shifts

Morning steam and evening spills are decor killers; printed signs don't survive the double shift. Ours is CNC-carved into solid pine or poplar and hand-stained in one of twenty finishes — espresso dark to rosé blush. The letters hold their shadow lines through every brewing, uncorking, and Monday.

Where the Schedule Posts

Kitchen wall — between the two beverage stations it governs
Coffee bar — the morning half of the story
Wine nook or bar cart — the evening chapter
Dining room — full-day jurisdiction

The Specs

Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

For the Friend Who Runs on Schedule

Housewarmings, girls' nights, work-survival milestones, the friend whose personality shifts at 5 PM sharp — this is the kitchen humor that describes half the adults you know. Three carved sizes fit any wall, twenty hand-applied finishes match any kitchen, free U.S. shipping with the hanger pre-installed. Browse our other carved kitchen and bar signs to cover both halves of the day.

Working on the same room? The But First Coffee Sign takes the other wall with “Kitchen & Coffee Bar”.

Coffee and Wine Sign — Acceptable Drinking Hours | Carved

The Coffee and Wine Sign That Tells Time Honestly

Built for Both Shifts

Where the Schedule Posts

The Specs

For the Friend Who Runs on Schedule

Real Wood. Real Craft.

V-Carved, Not Vinyl

Handmade in Kentucky

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