☕🍷 Coffee & Wine Wall Sign – “Coffee Keeps Me Going Until It’s Acceptable to Drink Wine”

If your day starts with coffee and ends with wine, this handcrafted rustic wooden sign was made for you. Featuring the witty phrase:

✨ “Coffee Keeps Me Going Until It’s Acceptable to Drink Wine” ✨

A clever blend of charm and humor, this novelty wall art is perfect for coffee lovers, wine enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Whether hung in your kitchen, coffee nook, or home bar, this sign sets the mood for mornings, evenings, and everything in between.

💛 Why You’ll Love This Sign

✔️ Coffee & Wine Approved – A playful conversation starter that celebrates life’s favorite beverages.
✔️ Versatile Style – Complements farmhouse, rustic, or modern kitchen and bar décor.
✔️ Gift-Ready – The perfect handmade gift for birthdays 🎉, housewarmings 🏡, holidays 🎁, or any coffee-and-wine lover.

🏡 Where to Display

🍽️ Kitchen or Dining Room

A fun conversation piece while sipping coffee or wine.

☕ Coffee Bar or Nook

Makes mornings more bearable and stylish.

🍷 Home Bar or Wine Cellar

The perfect finishing touch for your evening ritual.

📏 Available Sizes

• Small and Sweet: 16″ × 3.5″ × 0.75″ – Perfect for coffee stations, shelves, or smaller walls.

• Classic Fit: 24″ × 5.5″ × 0.75″ – Great for kitchens or dining areas.

• Bold and Beautiful: 30″ × 7.5″ × 0.75″ – Statement piece for bars, wine cellars, or entertainment spaces.

🎨 Customizable Options

Choose from 20 finishes (stain & paint), including Dark Walnut, Carbon Gray, Barn Red, Ebony, Midnight Blue, Olive Brown, Weathered Gray, and Golden Mahogany. Each CNC-carved sign highlights the natural wood grain, creating a one-of-a-kind décor piece that fits your style.

🌟 A Must-Have for Coffee & Wine Lovers

This funny wooden sign is more than décor—it’s a daily reminder to enjoy life’s simple pleasures. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend or keeping it for yourself, this sign adds charm and laughter to any space.

✨ Good mornings, good evenings, good décor — check, check, and check. ✨

❓ FAQ

Does it come with hardware?
✅ Yes—every sign includes a sawtooth hanger pre-installed for easy wall mounting.

Is this carved or painted?
✅ CNC carved and stained—no vinyl; no peeling paint.

Is checkout secure?
✅ Yes — we use industry-standard SSL encryption to protect your information.

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