Wine Bar Sign — Give Me Coffee and Wine, Carved Wood Decor
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A Wine Bar Sign That Works Both Shifts
Every home bar needs a mission statement. Ours is a carved wine bar sign that reads Give Me Coffee and Wine — the two-beverage schedule that keeps most functioning households functioning. Coffee handles the morning meeting; wine handles the meeting about the meeting. The sign just makes the policy official and frames it in real wood.
Deep-Cut Letters for a Splash-Zone Wall
Bar carts and coffee stations are humid, splashy, high-traffic territory — hard country for a paper print. This sign is CNC-carved into solid Kentucky pine or poplar, letters recessed into actual grain where they cannot peel, bubble, or fade. It is built like the bar top it hangs over, which is exactly the point.
Where the Two-Shift Policy Posts
- Home wine bar or bar cart — the house rules, ratified and hung
- Coffee station — morning headquarters for the very same electorate
- Kitchen wall — where both beverages are brewed, poured, and defended
- Covered patio or lake house bar — happy hour's satellite office
The Specs
- Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
- Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
- 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
- CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
- Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping
The Bottle-and-Bag Upgrade
Housewarmings, host thank-yous, retirement parties, anyone whose personality runs forty percent caffeine and sixty percent cabernet — this lands where a bottle alone gets forgotten by Tuesday. Three sizes fit a bar-cart shelf up to a full tasting-room wall, and twenty finishes run from bright farmhouse white to bourbon-barrel dark. Pair it with our other bar and kitchen carved signs and give the drink station a full vocabulary.
If one wall is not enough, the Coffee and Wine Sign carries “Acceptable Drinking Hours” down the hall.
Wine Bar Sign — Give Me Coffee and Wine, Carved Wood Decor
Real Wood. Real Craft.
Here's what makes every sign different from the vinyl stuff you'll find in big box stores.
V-Carved, Not Vinyl
The letters are literally cut into the wood with a CNC machine. Real depth, real shadows, no peeling.
Handmade in Kentucky
Every sign is cut, carved, stained, and sealed by hand in our Rineyville, Kentucky workshop.
5,000+ 5-Star Reviews
Real photos from real customers. Our signs are hanging in homes from Oregon to Maine.
Size Comparison
All three sizes shown at actual scale so you can see the real difference.
Large
30" × 7.25"
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Small
16" × 3.5"
Large
30" × 7.25"
Over couches, chairs, or mantles — a real statement piece
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Above doors, over coffee bars, or as a kitchen accent
Small
16" × 3.5"
Shelf sitter, desk accent, or small wall decor piece
All sizes shown at the same scale. Not sure which to pick? Medium is our most popular choice.
Carved wood sign featuring humorous coffee and wine quote praised for "deep carving" and "crisp lettering." Customers loved the craftsmanship, smooth finish, and natural wood grain. Some noted it appeared smaller than expected and stain color varied from photos. Popular as gifts, described as "solid" quality at good value. Shipping delays mentioned once.
- The craftsmanship is solid—no rough edges, deep carving, and the finish is smooth.
- The carving is deep and crisp, not shallow at all, beautiful warm honey color.
- It's heavy, well-made, and the carving isn't some shallow imprint—it actually has depth.
Hung this above my coffee maker and honestly it's like the sign was made for my life. The wood carving is super detailed and the stain really brings out the grain. My roommate laughed when she saw it but now she wants one for her apartment lol.
This is hanging right above my kitchen island and it gets compliments constantly. The wood tone matches my cabinets perfectly and the carved details catch the light really nicely. Funny, functional decor that actually looks classy.
I thought it might be bigger based on the photos but it fits perfectly in the spot I had in mind. The carving quality is really nice and the finish is smooth. Would've given 5 stars but wish there were size options available.
Bought this for my mom's 50th and it's now the centerpiece of her new kitchen reno. Shes been saying that quote for years so seeing it carved into real wood made it feel special and permanent, you know? The craftsmanship is solid—no rough edges, deep carving, and the finish is smooth.
The wood carving detail is really impressive up close and the lettering is bold and readable from across the room. I mounted it next to my wine fridge and it looks great there. Only giving 4 stars because the dimensions seemed a bit more compact than I pictured, but honestly it still works perfectly for the space. No regrets.
Hung this in my home office and it's become my favorite thing in here. Every time I'm stressed about a deadline, I look at it and remember that coffee and wine exist. The carved wood detail is gorgeous and it was honestly a steal.
Got this as a gag gift for my sister and she's been showing literally everyone who comes to her house. The carved lettering is sharp and defined, and the wood doesn't feel cheap at all. Honestly might order another one for myself because I'm not getting this back lol.
I have a small coffee station by my kitchen window and this sign just tied the whole vibe together. The carved details catch the light in the mornings and it genuinely makes my coffee taste better lol. My partner says I'm being dramatic but like... this is art.
Got this for my best friend's housewarming and she literally texted me photos of it hung up before I even left her place. The lettering is so crisp you can read it from across the room. Pairs perfectly with her wine and coffee habit.
I'm that person who runs on coffee in the morning and wine at night, so finding this sign felt like destiny. The wood grain is beautiful and really showcases the natural finish. Already had someone ask to take a photo of it when they visited.
Its well made and the carving is detailed, no complaints about quality. But after living with it for a month I realized the humor lands a little too hard some days when I'm actually running on coffee and wine fumes 😅 Still cute though and my guests think its funny.
This was exactly what I needed for my best friend's housewarming. Shes obsessed with wine and coffee (honestly who isn't?) and when I hung it in her kitchen she literally teared up. It's not cheesy at all—the craftsmanship is legit and it looks expensive even tho it wasn't.
Bought this for my desk at work as a joke but turns out everyone loves it. The carving depth is impressive, you can actually feel the letters when you run your finger across them. Now three people have asked where they can get one.
Not gonna lie, I was skeptical about ordering wood decor online but this thing is legit. It's heavy, well-made, and the carving isn't some shallow imprint—it actually has depth. Looks artisan without the artisan price tag.
Hung this in my home office and every single person on my video calls asks about it. The wood grain really pops under natural light, and I love how the carved letters cast these little shadows throughout the day. It's become a funny icebreaker and honestly makes my workspace feel way less corporate and stuffy.
Still really happy with this purchase even tho the stain looked slightly darker on the website. The actual piece is nice and light which actually works better with my farmhouse aesthetic now that its up on the wall. Good thickness to the wood, not flimsy at all.
Got this for above my coffee maker and it's honestly the first thing people comment on when they walk in. The carving is deep and crisp, not shallow at all, and the wood stain is this beautiful warm honey color that matches my cabinets perfectly. My mom saw it and immediately asked where I got it because she wants one for her bar area now lol.
The sign itself is amazing—really sturdy carved wood and the message is hilarious. My only complaint is it took almost 2 weeks to arrive, but once it got here I was super happy. Looks great on my kitchen wall next to the wine rack.
The quality is good and it arrived in perfect condition, but the stain color was darker than the product photos showed. Still looks nice in my kitchen, just would've paired differently if I'd known. Still a funny addition to the space.
My mom is obsessed with coffee and wine (in that order) so I knew this would be perfect. The burned lettering on the wood is so crisp and clean, way better quality than I expected from an online order. She hung it in her kitchen within an hour of opening it.