Outhouse Sign — Shit and Split | Funny Carved Bathroom
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An Outhouse Sign With a Clear Policy: Shit and Split
Every bathroom is one joke away from being an outhouse with better plumbing. This carved outhouse sign posts the house policy by name — Shit and Split — No WiFi Lounge — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood for the most honest room in the house. Do your business; the lounge is closed.
Backwoods Charm, Front-Room Build
A real shit and split sign should be weathered pine with character, so that's exactly what this is — CNC-carved letters sunk into solid pine or poplar, hand-stained in your choice of twenty finishes from barnwood gray to dark walnut. The humidity of a working bathroom won't touch it; carved grain shrugs off steam that curls any printed poster.
Where the Policy Posts
- Guest bathroom — sets expectations honestly
- Half bath or powder room — big humor for small rooms
- Cabin or camp bathroom — practically documentary
- Above the toilet — the classic gallery position
The Specs
- Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
- Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
- 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
- CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
- Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping
The Housewarming Gift With Zero Pretense
New homes, camp bathrooms, the friend whose humor never graduated middle school and never will — this is the bathroom decor that gets quoted at parties and photographed for the group chat. Three sizes run from powder-room trim to statement wall, every finish is applied by hand in our Kentucky shop, and it ships free with the sawtooth hanger installed. Browse our other funny bathroom signs and give the whole room a sense of humor.
It has a neighbour: the Kids Bathroom Sign runs “Caution: I Have No Control in Here” and the two hang well together.
Outhouse Sign — Shit and Split | Funny Carved Bathroom
Real Wood. Real Craft.
Here's what makes every sign different from the vinyl stuff you'll find in big box stores.
V-Carved, Not Vinyl
The letters are literally cut into the wood with a CNC machine. Real depth, real shadows, no peeling.
Handmade in Kentucky
Every sign is cut, carved, stained, and sealed by hand in our Rineyville, Kentucky workshop.
5,000+ 5-Star Reviews
Real photos from real customers. Our signs are hanging in homes from Oregon to Maine.
Size Comparison
All three sizes shown at actual scale so you can see the real difference.
Large
30" × 7.25"
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Small
16" × 3.5"
Large
30" × 7.25"
Over couches, chairs, or mantles — a real statement piece
Medium
24" × 5.5"
Above doors, over coffee bars, or as a kitchen accent
Small
16" × 3.5"
Shelf sitter, desk accent, or small wall decor piece
All sizes shown at the same scale. Not sure which to pick? Medium is our most popular choice.