What does this sign say?

It reads “Text Me If You Run Out”, carved into the wood and hand-stained. The wording is fixed — this design is not personalised, so what you see is what arrives.

Will it hold up in a steamy bathroom?

Yes. Because the lettering is cut into the wood and hand-stained rather than printed on top, there is no paper face or vinyl to bubble and lift the way a printed board does after a few months of hot showers.

Where does it fit in a small bathroom?

Above the toilet and beside the mirror are the two spots people buy for. The Small at 16" x 3.5" clears most vanity mirrors; the Medium suits the wall above a toilet.

What finishes can I choose from?

Twenty. Stains run from Early American and Dark Walnut through Briarsmoke, Weathered Gray and Aged Barrel, and there are solid paints in White, Black and Gray. Every one is hand-applied, so the grain still reads through the stains.

Are the letters carved or printed?

Carved. Every letter is cut into the wood on a CNC and the piece is then hand-stained. There is no vinyl and no printing, so nothing on the surface can peel, chip or fade off — run a thumb across it and you can feel the letters.

TP Sign | Text Me If You Run Out Carved Bathroom

The TP Sign Offering Emergency Services

There is no lonelier moment in a modern home. This carved tp sign posts the rescue hotline — Text Me If You Run Out of TP — deep-cut into solid Kentucky wood, a promise of backup hanging right where the crisis strikes.

More Reliable Than the Roll

Unlike the supply it monitors, this sign never runs out. CNC-carved letters in solid pine or poplar, hand-stained in one of twenty finishes, fully steam-proof in the room that kills printed decor fastest. An out of toilet paper sign this sturdy will outlast a thousand emergencies and at least three phones.

Where the Hotline Posts

Beside the roll holder — instructions at the point of need
Guest bathroom — hospitality with a help desk
Kids' bathroom — teaching emergency preparedness early
Office restroom — the most-appreciated memo in the building

The Specs

Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar — never MDF
Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Classic 24" x 5.5", Bold 30" x 7.5"
20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl
Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

The Funny Gift With Genuine Utility

Housewarmings, first apartments, white elephant parties, the household that treats the last roll like a game of chicken — this bathroom humor actually prevents disasters. Small size fits beside any holder; the Bold makes the offer unmissable. Twenty hand-applied finishes, free U.S. shipping, sawtooth hanger pre-installed. Browse our other funny bathroom signs and staff the whole room.

Working on the same room? The Powder Room Sign takes the other wall with “Rustic Bathroom Label”.

TP Sign — Text Me If You Run Out | Funny Carved Bathroom

The TP Sign Offering Emergency Services

More Reliable Than the Roll

Where the Hotline Posts

The Specs

The Funny Gift With Genuine Utility

Real Wood. Real Craft.

V-Carved, Not Vinyl

Handmade in Kentucky

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