Funny Bathroom Sign — "Text Me if You Run Out of TP" Rustic Wooden Wall Decor 📱😂

Let's be honest—everyone's on their phone in there anyway. This funny bathroom sign from Bluegrass Gifts reads "Text Me if You Run Out of TP — I Know You're on Your Phone" and it's the kind of thing that makes guests laugh out loud while doing exactly what the sign describes. CNC-carved into solid Pine or Poplar in Rineyville, Kentucky, it brings genuine humor and handcrafted quality to the most underrated room in the house.

💖 Why You'll Love This Sign

• ✔️ Guaranteed laughs — This funny bathroom sign hits that sweet spot between relatable and ridiculous. Guests will chuckle, snap a photo, and probably text you about it from… well, you know where.
• ✔️ CNC-carved, not printed — Every letter is routed into solid Pine or Poplar for a dimensional, textured look that flat vinyl or inkjet signs can't come close to.
• ✔️ Rustic charm with personality — Natural wood grain peeks through on stained finishes, adding warmth and character to powder rooms and guest baths alike.
• ✔️ Hangs in seconds — A sawtooth hanger is pre-installed on the back. One nail, one minute, and your bathroom just got a whole lot funnier.
• ✔️ A housewarming gift that wins — Forget candles and dish towels. This is the gift new homeowners actually get excited about unwrapping.

🏡 Where to Display

• 🚽 Guest bathroom — The prime spot. Let visitors discover it and enjoy the moment.
• 🚿 Powder room — Small space, big personality. This sign makes even a half-bath feel like it has a sense of humor.
• 🛁 Master bathroom — A private joke between you and whoever shares the space (and the Wi-Fi).
• 🎁 Wrapped as a gift — Housewarmings, white elephant parties, or just because someone needs a good laugh in their life.

📏 Available Sizes

• Small: 16″ × 3.5″ × 0.75″ — Perfect for tight walls and small shelves near the throne
• Medium: 24″ × 5.5″ × 0.75″ — Easy to read from across the room (you know, for reference)
• Large: 30″ × 7.5″ × 0.75″ — A bold statement for bigger bathrooms or laundry rooms

🎨 Customizable Options

Pick from 20 finishes to match your bathroom's vibe—whether that's modern white subway tile, rustic barnwood, or something in between. We offer distressed and non-distressed stains plus paint colors, and the CNC-carved lettering stays natural wood-toned on stained options, giving you that authentic handcrafted depth that makes the words pop.

💎 Humor Meets Craftsmanship

Bathrooms don't have to be boring, and this funny bathroom sign is proof. It's handmade with the same care we put into every piece—real wood, real carving, real Kentucky craftsmanship—just with a message that doesn't take itself too seriously. Hang it up and let your bathroom do the talking.

Want more ideas for styling a bathroom with personality? Check out How to Style a Funny Wooden Bathroom Sign or browse Rustic Bathroom Decor Ideas for more inspiration. You might also love our funny 'Best Seat in the House' bathroom sign for the other wall.

📦 Handmade in Kentucky · Ships in 5–7 business days · Free U.S. shipping · Questions? Reach us at info@bluegrassgifts.com

❓ FAQ

Q: How many finishes can I choose from?

Up to 20 options.

Q: What's your return window?

Contact us within 7 days of delivery. Custom items not returnable unless defective.

Q: When will my order ship?

Wooden signs typically ship in 5–7 business days. You'll get a tracking email when it goes out.

Q: Are the letters painted or carved?

CNC-carved (not vinyl), then finished for durability that won't peel.