Family First: A Funny Farmhouse Sign That Brings Humor and Charm to Your Home
Add a Touch of Humor and Charm to Your Home!
Make your family room stand out with our cheeky and heartwarming sign, "Family First - because we will help you bury the bodies." This wood shelf sitter is the perfect addition to your farmhouse decor, combining humor and rustic charm to create a cozy and welcoming vibe. Whether you’re looking for a funny family sign or a motivational sign with a twist, this piece is sure to make an impression.
Why This Sign is a Must-Have:
- Crafted to Impress: Made with a high-quality V-carve technique, this sign boasts a stunning multidimensional effect, making every letter and image truly pop. Say goodbye to ordinary vinyl or painted designs—this is decor that stands out!
- Versatile Display Options: Freely stand it on desks, mantles, tables, or counters, or hang it with the included mounting hardware to create the perfect family room decor or farmhouse wall decor.
- Perfect Fit for Any Space:
- Compact Size: 16" x 3.5" x .75"
- Standard Size: 24" x 5.5" x .75"
- Statement Piece: 30" x 7.25" x .75"
- Customize Your Style: Choose from 26 gorgeous finishes, including distressed and non-distressed options, with 10 stains and 3 paint colors available for each style. The natural wood-colored V-carved letters add rustic authenticity.
A Unique and Funny Gift Idea:
Looking for a funny saying sign or the perfect gift? This small wood sign makes a great addition to any space, whether it’s a lighthearted gift for a loved one or a unique piece to spruce up your own home.
Add to Cart and Make Them Laugh:
Ready to add a splash of humor and warmth to your home? Click “Add to Cart” now and let this distressed sign bring joy, style, and personality to your space. Whether it’s a standout farmhouse sign or a playful touch for your family room, this sign is guaranteed to make your decor unforgettable. 🏡✨
Celebrate the quirks of family life with a sign that’s as bold and fun as your loved ones!
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Family First: A Funny Farmhouse Sign That Brings Humor and Charm to Your Home
If you have any questions, you are always welcome to contact us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible, within 24 hours on weekdays.
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Shipping Information
All orders are processed and shipped within 2-7 business days. Custom orders require a bit more time to make them perfect for you—these typically ship within 7-10 business days. We'll notify you once your order is on its way!
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Our Promise
Rooted in warmth and authenticity, our products blend quality craftsmanship with heartfelt designs. Every item celebrates life's special moments, adding a touch of charm to your home or gift-giving experience.
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Custom Order Request
Have a custom idea or special request? Just let us know—we love turning your vision into reality! email us at info@bluegrassgifts.com
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FAQ’s
Check out our detailed FAQ pages located at the bottom of each product page
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Contact Us
We love hearing from our customers! Whether you have a question, need help with your order, or just want to say hello, we're here to assist you.
Wooden sign details
🌳 Premium Craftsmanship
Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.
🎨 Personalized for You
With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.
🏡 Versatile Home Décor
Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.
🎁 Thoughtful & Memorable Gifts
Our handcrafted wooden signs make perfect, heartfelt gifts for housewarmings, weddings, anniversaries, or any special occasion worth celebrating.
FAQs
For additional details, please refer to our FAQ section below—we've answered the most common questions to make your experience easier!
📦 When will my order ship?
All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
🎁 Can I request a custom order?
Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.
📍 How do I track my order?
After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.
📦 What shipping carriers do you use?
We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.
🔄 What is your return policy?
We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.
💳 What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure online payment options.
🔒 Is my payment information secure?
Absolutely! We utilize industry-standard SSL encryption technology (🔒) to protect your information, ensuring your transactions are safe and secure.
📞 How do I contact customer support?
If you have any questions, concerns, or special requests, we're here to help! Simply reach out via email at info@bluegrassgifts.com, and we'll get back to you promptly during our business hours (Mon–Fri, 9am–5pm EST).