Coworker Wine Glass — Certificate of Survival
Type every detail EXACTLY as it should appear on the glass — we engrave it letter-for-letter, exactly as you enter it. Double-check spelling, names and dates before adding to cart.
FREE shipping — designed in Kentucky, custom engraved to order, ships in 3–7 business days
Certificate of Survival
There was a reorg, a system migration, and a meeting that should have been an email every single week. Nobody got a plaque. This engraved coworker wine glass issues the award that HR never did.
Deadpan By Design
CERTIFICATE OF sits small in typewriter capitals above SURVIVAL in oversized condensed type, with ANOTHER QUARTER and the quiet verdict NOBODY GOT FIRED underneath. It is laid out like an office document, which is what makes it funny on a desk.
Who Has Earned One
- The desk next to yours — the only person who saw it all
- Secret Santa and white elephant, where it always wins the table
- A leaving do for someone escaping to a better job
- End of quarter, whenever the number finally lands
- 11.5 oz stemless wine glass
- Permanent deep-frost laser engraving — never printed, never vinyl
- Made to order in 2–7 business days, ships free
- Top-rack dishwasher safe (hand wash keeps the etch brightest)
Order For the Team
Add one per survivor and they ship together, with no names to collect. If the occasion is a genuine retirement rather than a quarter, our engraved retirement glasses put their years of service on the front.
Desk-Proof
No stem to snap in the office dishwasher, a flat base that will not tip across a crowded desk, and 11.5 oz of capacity for a Friday that has earned it. The lettering is engraved into the glass rather than printed, so it outlasts the reorg, the rebrand, and whichever software migration is currently being described as seamless.
Looking for another engraved wine glass? Try our Dog Mom Wine Glass, or browse the whole barware collection.
Coworker Wine Glass — Certificate of Survival