Cow Coffee Mug — "Chews. Stares. Knows Things." Vintage Engraved Black Baldy Mug
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She's been watching you since you pulled in. She has opinions. She's keeping them. Bos contemplativus.
This 11 oz white ceramic mug features an antique-style engraved black baldy cow, head-on and unbothered, with the verdict beneath: Chews. Stares. Knows Things. Printed on both sides so it reads the same in either hand.
- 11 oz white ceramic, printed both sides
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Printed on demand in the USA
- For cattle people and anyone who's lost a staring contest to one
Cow Coffee Mug — "Chews. Stares. Knows Things." Vintage Engraved Black Baldy Mug
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