Chicken T Shirt — "Chicken Tender" Funny Hen Graphic Tee

A Chicken T Shirt That Fully Owns the Joke

Bonnet on, ruffled apron on, perched on a fence post eating a chicken tender with a completely level stare. "Chicken Tender" knows exactly what it is doing and refuses to look guilty about it.

It is the chicken t shirt for people whose humor runs a shade darker than average.

The Nitty-Gritty

• Fabric: Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 100% ring-spun US cotton at 4.5 oz/yd²
• Print: full-color direct-to-garment, inked into the fibers, not a vinyl patch
• Fit: unisex, true to size, S–3XL, taped shoulders, ribbed collar
• Collar label: our printed Bluegrass Roots Basics mark — no itchy tag
• Colors: Light Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris

The Design Up Close

Warm painterly rendering with deep shading, morning glory vine climbing the post, and a golden tender rendered crisp enough to notice. The Bluegrass Roots mark is stitched into the apron hem.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this chicken t shirt too dark?

It plays funny rather than mean. The deadpan stare is the whole joke, and it lands best with people who appreciate dry humor.

Is this a good gift for someone who keeps chickens?

It is, as long as they have a sense of humor about the birds. Chicken keepers tend to get this one faster than anyone else.

Is this shirt true to size?

Yes. It is a unisex Gildan Softstyle cut that runs true to size in S through 3XL, soft ring-spun cotton with taped shoulders and a ribbed collar.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Light Pink, Sand, Mint Green, Coral Silk, Sky, and Iris — a soft pastel range built specifically for the women's Bluegrass Roots Basics line.

Pairs with "Cluck Around" in the Bluegrass Roots Basics women's line — same soft blank, same collar label.

More reading: why we all laugh at the same jokes and more chicken humor from the flock.