Broom Parking Sign — Violators Will Be Toads

Park It Somewhere Else Or Answer For It

Every parking sign is a threat with the volume turned down. A broom parking sign just says the quiet part out loud, and the penalty is considerably more permanent than a ticket.

Carved Into The Wood, Not Printed On It

The script, the capitals and the broom laid underneath them are all routed down into a near-black board, with antique gold sitting inside the cuts. Every cut throws its own shadow, so the broom reads as carving rather than as a printed graphic.

Where It Ends Up

• Mudroom or back hall — above where the brooms live
• Front porch — beside a real straw broom
• Laundry room — the joke that stays up all year
• Garden shed — honestly the correct answer

The Specs

• Solid locally-sourced pine or poplar from an Amish mill — never MDF
• Three sizes: Small 16" x 3.5", Medium 24" x 5.5", Large 30" x 7.25"
• 20 hand-applied stain and paint finishes
• CNC-carved lettering — never printed, never vinyl, never a decal
• Sawtooth hanger pre-installed; handmade in Kentucky, free U.S. shipping

Witchy Without Being Costume-Shop Witchy

It works in a house that decorates properly for Halloween and in one that just likes the joke. 20 finishes, from near-black through to Barn Red and white paint. Ships free in the U.S.