ASKHOLE – Funny Definition Wooden Sign for Home & Office Decor
The Perfect Sign for Every "Askhole" You Know 🤦♂️😂
We all know that person—the one who begs for advice, listens intently, and then completely ignores it. If that reminds you of someone (or yourself, no judgment! 😆), this "ASKHOLE" wooden sign is the perfect way to call it out in hilarious style. Featuring the witty definition:
📝 ASKHOLE – A person who constantly asks for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
This funny wooden sign makes a fantastic gag gift, a sarcastic desk sign, or a hilarious conversation starter for your home or office.
Why You’ll Love This Sign:
✔️ Hilariously Relatable: The perfect piece of humorous wall art for anyone who’s ever given good advice… and watched it be ignored.
🤣 Sarcastic & Fun: Whether it’s for your coworker, friend, or sibling, this witty home décor sign is guaranteed to get laughs.
🎁 Perfect Gift Idea: A funny definition sign that makes a quirky, lighthearted gift for birthdays, office parties, or just because!
Where to Display:
🖥️ Office Desk Decor: Give your coworkers a laugh and yourself a reminder to stop wasting good advice.
🏡 Home Office or Entryway: A funny wooden sign that sets the tone for your space—sarcastic yet stylish.
🎉 Gift for the Askhole in Your Life: Whether it’s a friend, boss, or sibling, this humorous wooden sign makes a perfect joke gift.
Available Sizes:
📏 Small and Sweet: 16" x 3.5" x 0.75"
📏 Classic Fit: 24" x 5.5" x 0.75"
📏 Bold and Beautiful: 30" x 7.5" x 0.75"
Customizable Options:
With 30 finishes to choose from, you can make this funny desk sign match your sarcastic aesthetic—from farmhouse chic to bold and modern.
A Must-Have for Sarcasm Lovers
If you’ve ever had a conversation that ended with someone doing the complete opposite of your advice, this sign belongs in your space. A fantastic gift for those who appreciate witty humor and sarcastic home décor!
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ASKHOLE – Funny Definition Wooden Sign for Home & Office Decor
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All orders are processed and shipped within 2-7 business days. Custom orders require a bit more time to make them perfect for you—these typically ship within 7-10 business days. We'll notify you once your order is on its way!
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Wooden sign details
🌳 Premium Craftsmanship
Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.
🎨 Personalized for You
With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.
🏡 Versatile Home Décor
Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.
🎁 Thoughtful & Memorable Gifts
Our handcrafted wooden signs make perfect, heartfelt gifts for housewarmings, weddings, anniversaries, or any special occasion worth celebrating.
FAQs
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📦 When will my order ship?
All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
🎁 Can I request a custom order?
Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.
📍 How do I track my order?
After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.
📦 What shipping carriers do you use?
We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.
🔄 What is your return policy?
We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.
💳 What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure online payment options.
🔒 Is my payment information secure?
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