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The signs people actually buy. This page is ordered by what leaves the shop most, which makes it the shortest route to something that works if you are buying for somebody else.

How they are made

Each sign is CNC-carved from pine or poplar milled by an Amish sawyer a short drive from our shop, then hand-finished and stained. The letters are cut into the wood rather than printed on it, so the design has depth you can run a thumb over and nothing on the surface that can chip or peel.

Made to order in Rineyville, Kentucky, and shipped free in 2–7 business days.

What tends to sell

Two things dominate. The funny ones, because a joke travels — you can buy one for a household you have only visited twice and be fairly sure of it. And the kitchen and bathroom ones, because those are the rooms where a sign is read every day rather than admired occasionally.

The sentimental designs sell steadily rather than heavily, and almost always to somebody buying for their own house rather than as a gift. That is worth knowing if you are choosing for someone else.

If you are stuck

A funny kitchen or bathroom sign is the safest carved gift there is. It needs no personalisation, no spelling confirmed, and no guess about a family name — and it goes up on a wall the same afternoon it arrives.