Protected by Fuck Around and Find Out - Funny Surveillance Warning Sign
Keep Unwanted Guests Away with the "Protected by Fuck Around and Find Out Surveillance" Sign 🔥
Make a bold statement and ensure trespassers think twice before stepping onto your property with this hilariously blunt yet effective funny surveillance sign. Featuring the unapologetic phrase:
🛑 "Protected by Fuck Around and Find Out Surveillance" 🛑
This bold outdoor sign combines humor, sarcasm, and a no-nonsense approach to home security. Whether displayed on your front porch, driveway, or backyard, this property protection sign sends a clear message—proceed at your own risk!
🔹 Why You’ll Love This Sign:
✔️ Blunt & Effective: A bold security sign that warns potential trespassers with humor and attitude.
💪 Rugged & Durable: Crafted from high-quality wood, this outdoor warning sign is made to withstand the elements.
😂 Conversation Starter: A sarcastic home sign that will make guests chuckle while delivering a serious message.
🏡 Versatile Placement: Works great as a driveway wood sign, fence sign, garage decor, or front door warning.
📍 Where to Display:
🚪 Front Door: Add a layer of bold home security while keeping things lighthearted.
🏡 Driveway Entrance: A funny protected by surveillance wood sign to let people know you're watching.
🚜 Yard or Fence: This property protection sign is a great deterrent for unwanted visitors.
🛠️ Garage or Workshop: A self-defense sign for those who take property protection seriously.
📏 Available Sizes:
📐 Small and Sweet: 16" x 3.5" x 0.75"
📐 Classic Fit: 24" x 5.5" x 0.75"
📐 Bold and Beautiful: 30" x 7.5" x 0.75"
🎨 Customizable Options:
Choose from 30 unique finishes to personalize this bold and humorous property sign. Whether you prefer rustic charm, sleek modern tones, or farmhouse vibes, there's a perfect finish for your space.
🔥 A Must-Have for Property Protection
This no trespassing humor sign isn’t just for laughs—it’s an effective deterrent for anyone who needs a clear warning about your stance on security. Ideal for homeowners, gun owners, workshop enthusiasts, and those who just enjoy a little bold sarcasm in their decor!
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Protected by Fuck Around and Find Out - Funny Surveillance Warning Sign
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Shipping Information
All orders are processed and shipped within 2-7 business days. Custom orders require a bit more time to make them perfect for you—these typically ship within 7-10 business days. We'll notify you once your order is on its way!
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Wooden sign details
🌳 Premium Craftsmanship
Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.
🎨 Personalized for You
With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.
🏡 Versatile Home Décor
Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.
🎁 Thoughtful & Memorable Gifts
Our handcrafted wooden signs make perfect, heartfelt gifts for housewarmings, weddings, anniversaries, or any special occasion worth celebrating.
FAQs
For additional details, please refer to our FAQ section below—we've answered the most common questions to make your experience easier!
📦 When will my order ship?
All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
🎁 Can I request a custom order?
Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.
📍 How do I track my order?
After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.
📦 What shipping carriers do you use?
We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.
🔄 What is your return policy?
We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.
💳 What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure online payment options.
🔒 Is my payment information secure?
Absolutely! We utilize industry-standard SSL encryption technology (🔒) to protect your information, ensuring your transactions are safe and secure.
📞 How do I contact customer support?
If you have any questions, concerns, or special requests, we're here to help! Simply reach out via email at info@bluegrassgifts.com, and we'll get back to you promptly during our business hours (Mon–Fri, 9am–5pm EST).