Protected by FAFO Wooden Surveillance Sign
🚨 Protected by FAFO Wooden Surveillance Sign – Funny Security & No Trespassing Décor 🪵
Keep unwanted guests at bay with this handcrafted wooden security sign featuring the bold, sarcastic phrase:
✨ “Protected by Fuck Around and Find Out Surveillance” ✨
A mix of humor and deterrence, this sign makes trespassers think twice while giving friends and family a good laugh. Durable, customizable, and unapologetically blunt — it’s the perfect piece for property owners who like their warnings with attitude.
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💛 Why You’ll Love This Sign
✔️ Blunt & Effective – A funny surveillance sign that doubles as a strong deterrent.
✔️ Rugged Craftsmanship – CNC-carved from solid wood and sealed for durability.
✔️ Conversation Starter – Sarcastic and bold, guaranteed to make guests chuckle.
✔️ Customizable Finishes – Choose from 20 stains & paints to match rustic, farmhouse, or modern décor.
✔️ Gift-Ready – Perfect for homeowners, gun owners, workshop lovers, and man cave decorators.
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🏡 Where to Display
🚪 Front Door / Porch – Greet visitors with humor and a warning.
🏡 Driveway Entrance – Make sure unwanted guests think twice before pulling in.
🚜 Yard / Fence – A funny no-trespassing sign for property protection.
🛠️ Garage / Workshop – Adds attitude to your workspace and keeps nosy visitors out.
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📏 Available Sizes
📐 Small and Sweet: 16″ × 3.5″ × 0.75″ – Perfect for doorways and small entryways.
📐 Classic Fit: 24″ × 5.5″ × 0.75″ – Ideal for fences, porches, or garages.
📐 Bold and Beautiful: 30″ × 7.5″ × 0.75″ – A strong statement piece for driveways or workshops.
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🎨 Customizable Options
Choose from 20 finishes (stain & paint), including Dark Walnut, Carbon Gray, Barn Red, Ebony, Midnight Blue, Olive Brown, Weathered Gray, and Golden Mahogany. Each CNC-carved sign highlights the natural wood grain, giving your security message depth and style.
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🌟 A Must-Have for Bold Property Owners
This funny wooden FAFO sign isn’t just wall décor — it’s a warning wrapped in sarcasm. From porches to fences, it adds humor to your space while sending a clear message: mess around at your own risk.
✨ Strong, funny, and unforgettable — the ultimate no-trespassing wooden sign. ✨
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❓ FAQ
Does it come with hardware?
✅ Yes — sawtooth hanger pre-installed for easy mounting.
Are the letters painted or carved?
✅ CNC-carved into the wood with stained detail — no vinyl, no peeling.
Can I hang it outside?
✅ Yes — sealed for durability. For full weather exposure, add an outdoor clear coat.
Can I customize the finish or phrase?
✅ Absolutely — pick your finish, or request a FAFO-only or censored version.
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Can I customize the finish or phrase?
✅ Absolutely — pick your finish, or request a FAFO-only or censored version.
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🌳 Premium Craftsmanship
Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.
🎨 Personalized for You
With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.
🏡 Versatile Home Décor
Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.
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FAQs
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📦 When will my order ship?
All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
🎁 Can I request a custom order?
Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.
📍 How do I track my order?
After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.
📦 What shipping carriers do you use?
We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.
🔄 What is your return policy?
We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.
💳 What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure online payment options.
🔒 Is my payment information secure?
Absolutely! We utilize industry-standard SSL encryption technology (🔒) to protect your information, ensuring your transactions are safe and secure.
📞 How do I contact customer support?
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