I Eat MILF and Cookies - Funny Risqué Wooden Wall Sign
Spice Up Your Space with This Hilarious Sign! 🍪😂
Looking for a bold, playful, and totally unforgettable wall sign? This humorous wooden sign brings just the right amount of risqué humor and charm to any setting. Featuring the cheeky phrase:
✨ "I eat MILF and Cookies" ✨
This funny wood sign is perfect for those who love sarcastic decor, witty jokes, and a good laugh. Whether you're setting up a man cave, home bar, bachelor pad, or party room, this sign guarantees a reaction (and probably a smirk).
Why You’ll Love This Sign:
✔️ Bold & Unapologetic – A funny and risqué wall sign that doesn’t hold back.
🍻 Perfect for Parties – The ultimate conversation starter for bars, game rooms, and bachelor pads.
🎁 Unique Gag Gift – A hilarious choice for friends, housewarming parties, and humor lovers.
Where to Display:
🏠 Man Cave – A funny and playful wood sign that adds personality to any guy’s space.
🍻 Home Bar or Game Room – A bar humor sign that’s sure to get a laugh from every guest.
🎉 Bachelor Pad – A bold wall decor piece that keeps the vibes fun and lighthearted.
Available Sizes:
📏 Small and Sweet: 16" x 3.5" x 0.75"
📏 Classic Fit: 24" x 5.5" x 0.75"
📏 Bold and Beautiful: 30" x 7.5" x 0.75"
Customizable Options:
With 30 finishes to choose from, you can create a personalized novelty wood sign that suits your style and humor. Whether you love a rustic, vintage, or modern look, this funny sign fits right in.
A Must-Have for Anyone Who Loves a Good Laugh!
This adult humor sign is more than just decor—it’s a statement piece that keeps the good times rolling. Whether you’re adding it to your own space or gifting it to a friend, this funny wooden sign guarantees endless laughs
This funny wood sign is guaranteed to make your space more entertaining, more fun, and way less boring! 🍻😂
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I Eat MILF and Cookies - Funny Risqué Wooden Wall Sign
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Shipping Information
All orders are processed and shipped within 2-7 business days. Custom orders require a bit more time to make them perfect for you—these typically ship within 7-10 business days. We'll notify you once your order is on its way!
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Our Promise
Rooted in warmth and authenticity, our products blend quality craftsmanship with heartfelt designs. Every item celebrates life's special moments, adding a touch of charm to your home or gift-giving experience.
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Custom Order Request
Have a custom idea or special request? Just let us know—we love turning your vision into reality! email us at info@bluegrassgifts.com
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FAQ’s
Check out our detailed FAQ pages located at the bottom of each product page
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Contact Us
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Wooden sign details
🌳 Premium Craftsmanship
Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.
🎨 Personalized for You
With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.
🏡 Versatile Home Décor
Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.
🎁 Thoughtful & Memorable Gifts
Our handcrafted wooden signs make perfect, heartfelt gifts for housewarmings, weddings, anniversaries, or any special occasion worth celebrating.
FAQs
For additional details, please refer to our FAQ section below—we've answered the most common questions to make your experience easier!
📦 When will my order ship?
All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
🎁 Can I request a custom order?
Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.
📍 How do I track my order?
After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.
📦 What shipping carriers do you use?
We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.
🔄 What is your return policy?
We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.
💳 What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure online payment options.
🔒 Is my payment information secure?
Absolutely! We utilize industry-standard SSL encryption technology (🔒) to protect your information, ensuring your transactions are safe and secure.
📞 How do I contact customer support?
If you have any questions, concerns, or special requests, we're here to help! Simply reach out via email at info@bluegrassgifts.com, and we'll get back to you promptly during our business hours (Mon–Fri, 9am–5pm EST).