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Litter's Full: The Official Uniform of Holiday Chaos

$36.95
Color
Color: Maroon
Size
Size: S

Litter's Full: The "Anti-Karen" Holiday Crewneck

Morning Robe. Stogie. Zero F*cks Given.

You know the vibe. It’s 6:00 AM on Christmas morning, the in-laws are asleep, and you’re standing in the driveway in a bathrobe with a stogie, staring down the neighborhood "Karen" peering through her blinds.

This isn’t your grandma’s scratchy "Ugly Christmas Sweater." This is a mood. Featuring the grumpiest cat in the cul-de-sac rocking the iconic trapper hat and robe combo, this crewneck channels the ultimate holiday energy: Unbothered.

Whether you’re emptying the chemical toilet in the RV or just emptying the beer fridge, do it with the confidence of a man who knows the sh*tter’s full.

🛠 The Gear: Built for Comfort, Not Just Looks

We don't do thin, flimsy fabrics. We use the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend—the workhorse of the sweatshirt industry. It’s a 50/50 fleece blend that’s heavy enough to keep you warm while you're grilling in December, but breathable enough so you don't overheat when the heater is cranked up inside.

Why It Belongs in Your Rotation:

  • Damn Good Fit: Classic unisex fit. Not too baggy, not too tight. It fits like a sweatshirt should.

  • Built to Last: Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, and cuffs. You can wash this thing a hundred times; it’s not falling apart.

  • No Itch, All Comfort: We ripped the tag out (tear-away label) and used a seamless body design so nothing scratches your sides.

  • American Made Components: Crafted with ethically grown US cotton.

🎄 Time to Check the Tank

Don't let the holiday stress get to you. Throw this on, grab a cold one, and let the sweatshirt do the talking.

Click "Add to Cart" to upgrade your holiday wardrobe.

📋 The Specs

  • Fabric: Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) | 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester

  • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size—fits over a t-shirt perfectly)

  • Care: Machine wash warm (inside out) to save the ink; Tumble dry low.

  • Origin: Designed in Kentucky, Printed in the USA.

📏 Find Your Fit (Measurements in Inches)

Pro Tip: Measure your favorite hoodie from armpit to armpit and match it below.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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FAQs

For additional details, please refer to our FAQ section below—we've answered the most common questions to make your experience easier!

📦 When will my order ship?

All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.

🎁 Can I request a custom order?

Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.

📍 How do I track my order?

After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.

📦 What shipping carriers do you use?

We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.

🔄 What is your return policy?

We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.

💳 What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure online payment options.

🔒 Is my payment information secure?

Absolutely! We utilize industry-standard SSL encryption technology (🔒) to protect your information, ensuring your transactions are safe and secure.

📞 How do I contact customer support?

If you have any questions, concerns, or special requests, we're here to help! Simply reach out via email at info@bluegrassgifts.com, and we'll get back to you promptly during our business hours (Mon–Fri, 9am–5pm EST).

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