Funny Kitchen Sign – Mom’s Dishwashing Reminder Wall Art
Mom’s Not Playing – "Rinse Your Dishes or I Will Throat Punch You, Love Mom" Sign 🍽️😂
Add a dose of mom-style humor to your kitchen with this hilariously blunt dishwashing sign! If your family needs a firm but funny reminder to clean up after themselves, this sarcastic wooden sign gets the message across loud and clear. Designed for busy moms who are over the kitchen chaos, this sign blends witty parenting humor with practical home décor.
Why You’ll Love This Sign:
🍽️ No-Nonsense Humor: A funny kitchen sign that turns mom’s frustration into a hilarious kitchen command.
😂 Relatable & Sarcastic: Every mom knows the struggle—this sign sums it up perfectly while adding charm to your home.
🎁 Perfect Gift for Moms: A funny mom sign that makes a great gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or any mom who’s tired of cleaning up after everyone.
Where to Display:
👩🍳 Kitchen Command Center: Hang it near the sink or dishwasher so there’s no excuse for dirty dishes being left behind.
🏡 Family Spaces: The perfect witty mom sign for family-friendly spaces where everyone needs a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder.
🎁 Funny Gift Idea: Surprise a mom, wife, or friend with this laugh-out-loud kitchen décor sign that speaks the truth.
Available Sizes:
✨ Small and Sweet: 16" x 3.5" x 0.75"
✨ Classic Fit: 24" x 5.5" x 0.75"
✨ Bold and Beautiful: 30" x 7.5" x 0.75"
Customizable Options:
With 30 finishes to choose from, this sarcastic mom wall sign can be customized to match any kitchen style—whether farmhouse chic, modern, or rustic charm.
The Mom Voice in Décor Form:
Moms have infinite patience… until they don’t. This kitchen humor sign is a perfectly sarcastic way to set expectations while keeping the mood light. Whether it’s for your own home or as a playful gift, this witty wooden sign brings both laughter and order to any kitchen.
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Funny Kitchen Sign – Mom’s Dishwashing Reminder Wall Art
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Wooden sign details
🌳 Premium Craftsmanship
Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.
🎨 Personalized for You
With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.
🏡 Versatile Home Décor
Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.
🎁 Thoughtful & Memorable Gifts
Our handcrafted wooden signs make perfect, heartfelt gifts for housewarmings, weddings, anniversaries, or any special occasion worth celebrating.
FAQs
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📦 When will my order ship?
All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
🎁 Can I request a custom order?
Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.
📍 How do I track my order?
After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.
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We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.
🔄 What is your return policy?
We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.
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