Give Me Coffee and Wine Sign | Funny Carved Wood Kitchen Decor

☕ Give Me Coffee & Wine Wooden Sign – Funny Rustic Kitchen & Bar Wall Décor 🍷

Life often moves at two speeds: the coffee-fueled hustle to get things done, and the wine-infused calm when it’s time to let things go. This handcrafted wooden sign is the official mantra for that beautiful balancing act, capturing a universal truth with a perfect touch of wit:

✨ “Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those I cannot” ✨

More than just wall art, this sign is a tribute to your daily rhythm. Expertly carved from solid wood in our Kentucky workshop, its rustic charm and humorous message make it a standout piece for your kitchen, home bar, or any space that could use a smile. It’s a warm, welcoming statement that says you take both your ambitions and your relaxation seriously.

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💛 Why You’ll Love This Sign

✔️ Witty & Relatable Humor: It’s the unspoken truth for anyone balancing a busy schedule with the need to unwind. This clever serenity prayer parody offers a daily dose of humor that resonates with anyone who understands the power of a good bean and a great vintage.

✔️ Authentic American Craftsmanship: Feel the difference of true quality. Unlike flimsy printed decor, this sign is CNC V-carved from solid wood, giving the letters a stunning, tangible depth. Each sign is proudly handmade right here in Kentucky, ensuring a flawless, heirloom-quality piece.

✔️ The Perfect Gift That Gets a Laugh: Stop searching for generic gifts. This sign is a guaranteed hit for housewarmings, birthdays, holidays, or Mother's Day. It’s a thoughtful and funny gift that shows your friends and family you really get them.

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🏡 Where to Display

☕ Kitchen / Coffee Nook: Make it the centerpiece of your coffee bar or hang it where you’ll see it every morning. It’s a functional piece of art that sets a positive, humorous tone for the day ahead and celebrates your morning ritual.

🍷 Home Bar / Dining Room: Elevate your entertaining space with a sign that’s a natural conversation starter. It’s the perfect finishing touch above a wine rack, bar cart, or in a dining room where friends and family gather.

🛋️ Living Room / Gallery Wall: Its classic design and rich, customizable finishes allow it to blend beautifully with other art. Use it to anchor a gallery wall with a personal touch or to add a bit of character to your main living space.

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📏 Available Sizes

Cozy Corner Accent: 16″ × 3.5″ × 0.75″ – Perfect for small nooks, brightening up a workspace, or tucking onto a shelf. Choose this size for a subtle-yet-witty accent.

Charming Wall Centerpiece: 24″ × 5.5″ × 0.75″ – Our most popular choice for a reason. This size is substantial enough to stand on its own above a console table or doorway without overwhelming your wall.

Grand Statement Piece: 30″ × 7.25″ × 0.75″ – Make this wisdom the undeniable focal point of a room. Select this size for hanging over a couch, in a spacious entryway, or anywhere you want to make a bold impact.

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🎨 Customizable Options

Your home’s style is unique, and your decor should be too. Choose from over 20 rich stain and paint finishes to create a piece that’s truly yours. Each piece of solid wood is hand-selected before being stained to your preference. Our precision CNC V-carving technique cuts deep, sharp letters with captivating shadow lines you can see and feel—a premium, textured finish that cheap printed signs simply can't replicate.

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🌟 A Permanent Piece of Your Story

In a world of fleeting digital quotes, this sign is a lasting tribute to your personal philosophy. It’s a nod to your resilience, your hard work, and your well-deserved moments of peace. This isn't just decor that will be trendy for a season; it's a beautifully crafted piece of your story that will bring joy to your home for a lifetime.

✨ Your daily motto, beautifully carved in wood to last forever. ✨

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❓ FAQ

Does it come with hardware? ✅ Absolutely. Every sign arrives ready to hang with a sawtooth hanger pre-installed on the back for simple, secure mounting right out of the box.

Are the letters painted or carved? ✅ They are deeply V-carved into the solid wood with a precision CNC router. This creates a stunning 3D effect with natural wood tones that will never peel, chip, or fade like painted or vinyl lettering.

Can I hang it outside? ✅ This sign is crafted and sealed specifically for indoor use to protect its finish and ensure its longevity. It is not intended for outdoor exposure to the elements.

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