🎭✨ A Dose of Witty Humor – "Fucketh About Findeth Out" Hand-Carved Wood Sign

Raise your glass to bold, self-assured humor with this handcrafted witty wall art. This sarcastic sign is CNC V-carved from solid wood for crisp depth and long-lasting style, giving it a premium feel that flimsy prints simply can't match.

✨ “FUCKETH ABOUT FINDETH OUT” ✨

Perfect for man caves, home bars, and game rooms, this bold quote sets a confident tone wherever good company and blunt humor are appreciated. It’s the ideal accent for a home where honesty and a direct approach are valued, making it a truly unforgettable piece of decor.

💜 Why You’ll Love This Sign

✔️ Authentic V-Carved Craftsmanship – Unlike flat-printed signs, our CNC-carved lettering is cut deep into the wood, creating a stunning dimensional effect that catches the light and adds a layer of quality you can feel. This durable design ensures your sign won't peel or fade over time.

✔️ Solid, American-Made Quality – We handcraft every sign from solid poplar or pine wood, sourced from an Amish lumber mill right here in Kentucky. This commitment to quality materials and local craftsmanship means you’re getting a lasting piece of art that’s built with integrity.

✔️ A Statement Piece for Any Room – This witty wall decor adds personality to more than just a man cave. Its sarcastic charm makes it a perfect fit for a home office, a basement lounge, or as a conversation-starting addition to your favorite social space.

✔️ The Perfect Gift for a Bold Personality – Searching for a gift that stands out? This sarcastic wood sign is an ideal choice for housewarmings, birthdays, or as a unique gift for a friend who appreciates a good dose of unapologetic humor.

🏡 Where to Display

🍻 Home Bar / Backbar – The centerpiece that sets the mood for cocktail hour and straight talk.

🛋️ Man Cave / Game Room – A witty accent that pairs perfectly with good stories and confident personalities.

🎉 Basement or Party Space – Your go-to wall décor for gatherings and weekend hangs.

📏 Available Sizes

• Small and Cheeky: 16" × 4" × 0.75" – Perfect for shelves, bar carts, or desks.

• Classic Fit: 25" × 6" × 0.75" – Ideal above a bar or console.

• Bold and Beautiful: 30" × 8" × 0.75" – The perfect statement piece for a prominent wall.

🎨 Customizable Options

Choose from up to 20 finishes (stain & paint) to match your decor, from rustic wood tones to sleek modern hues. Each carved wooden plaque highlights natural wood grain to complement a farmhouse, rustic, or industrial aesthetic.

🌟 A Must-Have for Confident Personalities

More than décor, this funny quote sign delivers a dose of direct humor every time you glance at it. Whether you're upgrading a lounge or hunting for the perfect engraved witty gift, this bold statement is the conversation starter you’ve been looking for.

✨ Because sometimes, the point is to be blunt—and to enjoy the result. ✨

❓ FAQ

Q: What makes Bluegrass Gifts signs so durable? ✅ Our signs are made from solid poplar or pine and feature CNC V-carved lettering that won't peel or fade like vinyl or painted alternatives. We also use high-quality finishes and sealants for long-lasting protection.

Q: How do you create the carved design? ✅ We use a precision CNC router to carve the design deep into the wood. This technique, called V-carving, creates the distinct, dimensional look that is a hallmark of our handmade craftsmanship.

Q: What kind of wood do you use? ✅ We use only high-quality solid poplar and pine wood, which are both durable and beautiful. We're proud to source our lumber from an Amish lumber mill right here in Kentucky.

Q: Does it come with hanging hardware? ✅ Yes, every sign includes a sawtooth hanger pre-installed on the back, so it’s ready for quick and easy wall mounting.

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