Funny Coffee Sign - "I Tried to Start a Day Without Coffee Once… My Court Date is Pending"
Add Caffeine and Humor to Your Walls with the "I Tried to Start a Day Without Coffee Once... My Court Date is Pending" Sign ☕😂
Inject a dose of caffeine-fueled humor into your kitchen or coffee bar with our "I Tried to Start a Day Without Coffee Once... My Court Date is Pending" sign. Perfect for coffee lovers who can’t start their day without their favorite brew, this Coffee Humor Sign blends wit and charm to create a standout piece of Coffee Wall Art. Whether you’re decorating your kitchen, setting up a coffee nook, or looking for a quirky gift, this sign brings laughs and personality to any space.
Why This Sign is Brew-tiful for Your Space:
- Quality Craftsmanship: Expertly crafted from durable wood, this Funny Coffee Wall Art features detailed lettering and a smooth finish that complements any decor style, from rustic to modern.
- Versatile Placement: Ideal for kitchens, coffee bars, or even coffee shops, this Coffee Quote Decor adds charm and humor wherever coffee is served (and necessary).
- Perfect for Coffee Lovers: The playful message resonates with anyone who relies on caffeine to tackle their day, making it a great addition to your collection of Coffee Lover Wall Art.
Available Sizes:
- Small and Playful: 16" x 3.5" x .75"
- Classic Statement: 24" x 5.5" x .75"
- Bold Brew Vibes: 30" x 7.25" x .75"
Customizable to Match Your Style:
Choose from 30 finishes, ranging from natural wood tones to modern colors, to create a personalized piece of Coffee-Themed Gifts that fits seamlessly into your home or gift-giving occasion.
A Perfect Gift for Every Coffee Addict:
Whether for a birthday, housewarming, or just because, this Humorous Coffee Wall Sign for Home is the ideal gift for anyone who needs their morning coffee to survive. It's a fun, relatable way to celebrate the joys (and necessities) of caffeine.
Wake up your walls with this Funny Coffee Quote Decor—because life without coffee is no joke, but this sign certainly is!
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Funny Coffee Sign - "I Tried to Start a Day Without Coffee Once… My Court Date is Pending"
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Shipping Information
All orders are processed and shipped within 2-7 business days. Custom orders require a bit more time to make them perfect for you—these typically ship within 7-10 business days. We'll notify you once your order is on its way!
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Our Promise
Rooted in warmth and authenticity, our products blend quality craftsmanship with heartfelt designs. Every item celebrates life's special moments, adding a touch of charm to your home or gift-giving experience.
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Custom Order Request
Have a custom idea or special request? Just let us know—we love turning your vision into reality! email us at info@bluegrassgifts.com
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Wooden sign details
🌳 Premium Craftsmanship
Expertly handcrafted from high-quality wood, each sign showcases exceptional durability and attention to detail, designed to last for generations.
🎨 Personalized for You
With over 30 customizable finishes available, easily tailor your wooden sign to perfectly complement your unique style and home décor.
🏡 Versatile Home Décor
Effortlessly blends with farmhouse, modern, rustic, or traditional interiors, making these wooden signs ideal for any room or setting.
🎁 Thoughtful & Memorable Gifts
Our handcrafted wooden signs make perfect, heartfelt gifts for housewarmings, weddings, anniversaries, or any special occasion worth celebrating.
FAQs
For additional details, please refer to our FAQ section below—we've answered the most common questions to make your experience easier!
📦 When will my order ship?
All standard orders ship within 2-7 business days from the date you place your order. Custom orders require extra time to craft and personalize; these typically ship within 7-10 business days. Once shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
🎁 Can I request a custom order?
Absolutely! We love turning your unique ideas into beautiful pieces. For custom orders, please contact us at info@bluegrassgifts.com with your request, and we'll guide you through the process step-by-step.
📍 How do I track my order?
After your order has shipped, we'll send you a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number. Simply click the provided link or enter the tracking number on the carrier's website to view your order’s progress.
📦 What shipping carriers do you use?
We ship primarily through reputable carriers such as USPS, UPS, and FedEx, selecting the best method based on your order’s size, destination, and delivery speed.
🔄 What is your return policy?
We stand behind our products! If you're not completely satisfied, contact us within 7 days of receiving your item. Personalized or custom-made items may not be eligible for returns unless damaged or defective. For detailed return instructions, visit our Returns page or contact our support team.
💳 What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and other secure online payment options.
🔒 Is my payment information secure?
Absolutely! We utilize industry-standard SSL encryption technology (🔒) to protect your information, ensuring your transactions are safe and secure.
📞 How do I contact customer support?
If you have any questions, concerns, or special requests, we're here to help! Simply reach out via email at info@bluegrassgifts.com, and we'll get back to you promptly during our business hours (Mon–Fri, 9am–5pm EST).