{"product_id":"wine-glass-with-sayings-87-wine-13-poor-decisions-0-regret","title":"Wine Glass With Sayings — 87% Wine, 13% Poor Decisions, 0% Regret","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Math Checks Out\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomewhere around the second pour on a Friday, a household quits pretending it is running an experiment and starts reading the label. This glass is the label. \u003cstrong\u003eCONTENTS\u003c\/strong\u003e sits across the top the way it would on a nutrition panel, and underneath comes the honest breakdown: \u003cstrong\u003e87% WINE\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e13% POOR DECISIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e, and — ruled off below like a sum — \u003cstrong\u003e0% REGRET\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll three figures are engraved at the same size on purpose. It reads as an equation rather than a stack of punchlines, so the eye adds the column and lands on the total. That is the whole gag, and it is a dry one: the poor decisions are fully accounted for, and the ledger still comes out clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWine glass sayings that do not wear off\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNearly every clever glass on a gift-shop shelf is printed. The ink sits on top of the surface, and it leaves the same way it arrived — two dishwasher cycles later the words are a peeling ghost and the glass quietly relocates to the donate box. This one is laser-engraved instead. Each letter is cut into the glass as permanent frost you can feel with a thumb, so the saying outlasts the season, the apartment, and in most cases the decision that earned the 13%.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11.5 oz stemless wine glass with a heavy base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent deep-frost laser engraving — never printed, never peels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips free, made to order in 2–7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop-rack dishwasher safe (hand wash recommended)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo personalization required — ships exactly as shown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGood as a pair, better as a set of six\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause nothing on this glass is personalized, it is the rare funny gift that scales. Two of them turn a housewarming into a house joke on day one. Six of them cover a book club, a bunco night, a bridal-shower table, or the office gift exchange, and every one is identical — no spellings to collect, no wrong-name disaster, no waiting on a proof. It is also the safe pick when you are guessing at someone's taste: the humor is dry rather than loud, and nothing on it assumes a thing about who is drinking. If you would rather the gift carry their name than the joke, our Engraved Stemless Wine Glass puts a family name and est. year on the same 11.5 oz bowl — the two sit well side by side on the same bar cart.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11.5oz","offer_id":62142264705394,"sku":"26877747503131869409","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/1179\/0962\/files\/3655932926430769983_2048.jpg?v=1785710268","url":"https:\/\/bluegrassgifts.com\/products\/wine-glass-with-sayings-87-wine-13-poor-decisions-0-regret","provider":"BlueGrassGifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}