{"product_id":"teacher-retirement-gift-personalized-engraved-whiskey-glass","title":"Teacher Retirement Gift — Personalized Engraved Whiskey Glass","description":"\u003ch2\u003eClass Dismissed | The Teacher Retirement Whiskey Glass\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThirty years of first days, last days, fire drills, parent conferences, and papers graded at the kitchen table long after everybody else clocked out. Our \u003cstrong\u003e\"Class Dismissed\" Engraved Whiskey Glass\u003c\/strong\u003e finally rings the bell — CLASS DISMISSED across the front, their name, years in the classroom, and retirement year engraved on the back of 10.5 ounces of heavy clear glass. Empty it and the bottom delivers the sentence they've earned: \u003cstrong\u003eRECESS FOREVER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned right here in Kentucky by \u003cstrong\u003eBluegrass Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e and custom engraved to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This One Hits Different\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt's Funny Without Being a Gag:\u003c\/strong\u003e CLASS DISMISSED and RECESS FOREVER land the joke, but the engraving is clean enough to sit out on a shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree Sides, Three Moments:\u003c\/strong\u003e The bell on the front, the career on the back, the payoff on the bottom.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheir Years, Counted:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thirty years in the classroom deserves a number engraved on something permanent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEngraved, Not Printed:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cut into the glass, so it can't wash off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavy in the Hand:\u003c\/strong\u003e A proper 10.5 oz on-the-rocks glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping, Always:\u003c\/strong\u003e On every U.S. order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Technical Specs (The Nitty-Gritty)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Glass:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.5 oz (310 ml) on-the-rocks tumbler, clear glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent engraving — etched into the surface, not printed on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Surfaces:\u003c\/strong\u003e Front, back, and bottom, all three engraved\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher safe, top rack recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Turnaround:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engraved after you order; 3–7 business days to your door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat to Engrave\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree things: \u003cstrong\u003efull name\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eyears of teaching\u003c\/strong\u003e, and \u003cstrong\u003eretirement year\u003c\/strong\u003e. If they'd rather be remembered by subject or school, put that in the name field — we engrave exactly what you type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho This Lands For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe teacher retiring in May, the principal finally handing over the keys, the coach who's done their last season. Right for an end-of-year staff party, a class gift the parents go in on together, or a quiet thank-you from one family. For other careers ending the same spring, the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bluegrassgifts.com\/products\/retirement-gift-for-men-personalized-engraved-whiskey-glass\"\u003eRetirement Gift for Men glass\u003c\/a\u003e puts their years big on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRing the Last Bell — Order Now\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHit \u003cstrong\u003e\"Add to Cart\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, enter their years, and we'll cut it this week. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bluegrassgifts.com\"\u003eShop Bluegrass Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10.5oz","offer_id":62099583402354,"sku":"20846019257515191611","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/1179\/0962\/files\/16581605003007260133_2048_custom.jpg?v=1784672995","url":"https:\/\/bluegrassgifts.com\/products\/teacher-retirement-gift-personalized-engraved-whiskey-glass","provider":"BlueGrassGifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}