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The Bluegrass Roots mark hangs off the tea jar as a small twine-tied kraft tag, easy to miss on the first look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhat makes this a sweet tea shirt?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe goose is holding a mason jar of sweet tea with a striped paper straw, tied off with twine the way it gets served on a porch in July. The tea is the center of the scene, not a background detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this shirt actually funny or just cute?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt leans genuinely funny. The headline says serious while the goose is winking under a straw hat, so the joke reads on sight without the wearer having to explain it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. 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