{"product_id":"she-knows-too-much-wine-glass-funny-sister-gift","title":"She Knows Too Much Wine Glass — Funny Sister Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMy Sister Knows Too Much\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe was there for the haircut, the boyfriend, the job you quit by text, and the thing your parents still have not been told. This engraved \u003cstrong\u003esister wine glass\u003c\/strong\u003e acknowledges the arrangement: she has the whole archive, and the only sensible policy is to keep her glass full.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eLoud Type, Quiet Threat\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKNOWS and TOO MUCH run oversized in condensed caps with MY SISTER spaced small above, and POUR CAREFULLY set underneath in typewriter as the fine print. The restraint is the joke — it looks like a warning label because it is one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eOccasions That Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHer birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e, from the only other person who remembers it that way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas\u003c\/strong\u003e, when you need one gift with no explanation attached\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA hard week\u003c\/strong\u003e — sisters do not wait for occasions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSister-in-law\u003c\/strong\u003e, once she has been fully briefed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11.5 oz stemless wine glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent deep-frost laser engraving — never printed, never vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order in 2–7 business days, ships free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop-rack dishwasher safe (hand wash keeps the etch brightest)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBuy Two, Obviously\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands harder when you both have one and neither of you says which is which. Add a pair and they ship together — mutually assured discretion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMade to Be Used, Not Displayed\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn 11.5 oz stemless bowl holds an honest pour, sits flat on a coffee table through a long conversation, and has no stem to snap in the dishwasher. The lettering is engraved into the glass rather than printed on it, so the joke does not wear off after a few washes — which matters for a glass that is going to get a great deal of use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11.5oz","offer_id":62143771181426,"sku":"51922431320568406517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/1179\/0962\/files\/7530488909542028602_2048_custom.jpg?v=1785751761","url":"https:\/\/bluegrassgifts.com\/products\/she-knows-too-much-wine-glass-funny-sister-gift","provider":"BlueGrassGifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}